“[color=red]O Can-ni-bus...our home-grown native plaaaaaant....”
On a serious note I fail to understand why the military doesn’t equip a fleet of C130’s with spraying equipment and hose the opium poppy (and marijuana) fields with Roundup (the weedkiller for you non-gardners). Why are we pussy footing around with these whackos?
I was going to suggest Agent Orange or some Paraquat, just to re-open a few old cans of worms. Try steamrollers, bulldozers or combine harvesters in the meantime. POWs sent on work details with machettes?
Image that, fighting the War On Terror and the War On Drugs at the same time! (and the two are closely connected in many parts of the world, let’s face it) Wonder which agency would foot the bill?
Sounds like Afganistan needs a Cold Play concert. That weed patch would last about an hour. Maybe two, tops.
I got it! Round up the Berkeley protesters, fly them over there to start a Drum Circle! That stuff will be gone in a week… Let the Taliban mop up the “heads” and then we can kill two birds with one stone.
Tee hee hee. Giggle. Snort, sniffle. Bahahahahah. Hic. Hork. Hack.
Hey, man, got anything to munch around here?
Call in a naplam strike, or thirty. That’ll get ‘em smokin’!
Send Cheech & Chong...that field would be stripped clean inside of ten minutes. :D