The Ultimate Man Toy
Mine’s bigger than yours.
Posted by Oink
10/29/2005 at 10:29 AM
OINK: Did you know pigs have extremely tiny penii? True.
OCM: I wouldn’t trade my Grand Cherokee for the world. Get the big boy (4x4 with the 5.7 liter Hemi engine, Sirius satellite radio, GPS system, 10-speaker Boston Acoustics sound system, DVD entertainment center for rear-seat passengers, leather two-tone interior, towing package, etc. - like mine). It’ll only set you back about $42k but you can’t beat it. I have had two now and neither one gave me a bit of trouble. Solidly built in Canada by German engineers and sold to rich Americans. Gas mileage: 15mpg city, 19mpg highway.
http://www.vetmed.iastate.edu/departments/vdpam/swine/basics/anatomy/repro/Reprod22.jpg
That’s The Skipper’s hand. He doesn’t usually wear the latex glove, though.
Posted by Oink
10/29/2005 at 10:51 AM
Not my hand, Oink! That’s Mrs. Oink!
We follow the rule, “Stretch before vigorous exercise”.
Posted by Oink
10/29/2005 at 11:12 AM
Cat,
Remember one former president’s most famous words. “Nothing beats a Hummer!”
Pork rinds and cat gut?
At least we’re “having fun” with another person! Speaking of your hand, do you know the word ipsation?
Posted by Oink
10/29/2005 at 01:03 PM
I know you’re very familiar with the act of ipsation, but I was referring to the word per se.
Posted by Oink
10/29/2005 at 02:04 PM
I would say the author of the Autoweek article apparently got away with a double entendré!
I can see myself in one of these cute little hummers.................
Posted by Dottie
10/30/2005 at 09:55 PM
