The Royal Mail is a Royal Pain

 

1. Watch out for Bigfoots.  Them woods look to be full of them.

   Posted by Gasgwar       09/29/2008  at  05:05 PM  



2. Any Bigfoots in that neighborhood are blue ribbon pedigreed BigFeet. Housebroken, and well trained. With all their shots and papers. This is THE swankest part of NJ, by far. The little dump next door is on the market for $11 million, and it’s barely half the size of this monster. Down the street they’re building a little $5 million bungalow.

   And at the far end of the street, which is in the town itself, is some little unknown safari outfitter and custom gun shop. Some little joint called Griffin & Howe. One or two of you shooters may have heard of them?

   Posted by Drew458       09/29/2008  at  09:14 PM  

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