The Pussification Continues
And this is but one reason why the Islamofascists hate us....
As well they should
Skipper, you are most definitely NOT a metrosexual. Thank you for the link. I need to get a blogad back up around here, but I’ve been completely broke. Can’t blog from work anymore, have to sneak if I do so, like right now. Sucks. I appreciate the support I get from this site so much. Thanks, Jay
Posted by Jay777
09/26/2005 at 07:48 AM
What is a “metrosexual?” As far as I can see, he is basically a thoroughly shallow and superficial specimen who combines a pretty-boy appearance, a spine of linguini left out in the rain overnight, a bumper-sticker mentality, and a character of sawdust (at best).
Scratch this veneer, and you find all the hedonistic immaturity, all the venality and crass materalism, and all the utter self-fixation of a hopelessly spoiled brat.
Hope this helps.
Let me guess—at the Spa they offer “medicalized conception” services referenced yesterday by Frank.
Posted by Oink
09/26/2005 at 09:05 AM
Tannenberg!! How beautifully composed! A++ for you!!!
The funny thing is, this mutation of the male species is exactly what many women *think* they want. A guy who goes to chick flicks, is blindly liberal, is sensitive, caring, expressed their feelings, cries every once in a while. I know a guy like this - he’s 50, good looking, stays in shape, decent sense of humour, dresses well and has all these prementioned “metro” attributes…
He’s been divorced 3 times and is working on number 4.
Sooner or later women realize that they don’t want to be married to another woman…
OCM is right that Gay does not equal pedophile; 95% of pedophiles are married men. I believe that when “gay men” are criticized, there is too much focus on ‘gay’ and not enough on ‘men’.
More men (gay or not) than women 1. Like young stuff 2. have the sexual control of a tomcat. It is, however, a fact that the incidence of the pedophilia is higher among gays than straight men.
Pedophile = pre-puberty kids (much rarer than the below)
Ephebophile = young post-puberty (I’m lumping the two together)In the Priest-Abuse scandal, did you notice the MSM talking about the very small number of little girl victims. Noooo.
Posted by Oink
09/26/2005 at 09:20 AM
BACK ON TOPIC METROSEXUALS: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore became husband and wife on Saturday night in Los Angeles, according to US Weekly and People magazine Web site reports.
I PROPOSE A CONTEST: Pick the most surprising future News Headline!(from those two POS Magazines)
1. sun rises
2. sun sets
3. Kutcher-Moore are splitsvillePosted by Oink
09/26/2005 at 09:39 AM
Thank you, Tuff, I appreciate it. These ersatz magazine-cover pretty-boy types irritate me to no end. Glad to get a chance to put them in their places.
He didn’t have a heart attack did he? Lord I hope not!
"Pussification” as derived from a synonym for “Cat” (man)!
That’s where we started going wrong—treating them as equals.
I think I caused a cardiac arrhythmia by beating my chest in the wrong spot…
Posted by Oink
09/26/2005 at 10:15 AM
Tarzan’s Disease = Chimp Ephebophilia (op cit.)
Posted by Oink
09/26/2005 at 10:19 AM
Terrence O. Moore has a lot to say on this too, in “Wimps and Barbarians, The Sons of Murphy Brown”. This is about sons and fathers (or lack of fathers). My old Dad could be a right Tartar sometimes, but now I’m very glad that he could. He taught me valuable lessons about honesty and hard work. By G-d, I’ll be sad when he goes; he’s 78, and is a shadow of his former self.
Frankly, I wouldn’t want a man to have ANY part in wedding planning, unless I ask for his opinion. All I expect of him is to get his tux, and get to the wedding on time. I’ll take care of the rest.
The way society is going to pussify boys is worrying me. I want my son (if I ever have one) to be a boy, which includes stuff like playing sports, coming home covered in mud, climbing trees, collecting bugs (as much as I would get grossed out) and frogs, you know, do BOYS STUFF, not this sensitive crap that has been going on in the past couple of years.
However, I did select the most gorgeous matching fuschia ascot and cumberbund!
The exchanging of the rings was complicated and painful.
Posted by Oink
09/26/2005 at 11:58 AM
TWENTY-ONE COMMENTS and not one of you raised a single question about the “EYEBROW WAXINGS”??????????
WTF is an “eyebrow waxing” and why would I want give them to all my groomsmen and ushers? If a buddy of mine was getting married and told me he had signed me up for a free “eyebrow waxing” I’d: (1) kick the living shit out of him and (2) get drunk on his wedding day.
and skipper you forgot:
(3) and sleep with his fiance so she know’s what it’s like to be with a real man
“No woman’s ever slept with me… and lived!”
-Yellowbeard, 1983Manicures, $1,800 suit, eyebrow waxing? WTF, over? I guess if they are quite rich and want to indulge themselves, bless ‘em, but
1. if I were one of his groomsmen, nobody’s going to touch my eyebrows or fingernails.
2. making a gigantic event of and spending thousands on a wedding is bloody stupid for a couple starting life together, unless by chance they are already wealthy. Why not instead have a simple, dignified ceremony and invest the monies not spent or put them toward a home?I have seen too many young professional couples who, after the garish expensive wedding, opt for a new vinyl-sided, shoddily constructed, pissholes-in-the-snow-for-windows McMansion, two new cars in the driveway, formulaic credit card financed furnishings in their otherwise bare house on a postage stamp lot twelve feet from their neighbors’ house. Then they wonder why they are in debt up to their eyeballs.
Today’s motto: Go for the show, not substance, and plenty of otherwise unemployable ‘consultants’ will come out of the woodwork to take your money.
WTF, over? Indeed, Im a slob and damn proud of it.
Good article, DWMF. Shoot, I ain’t going to get no work done today, with this stuff and over at the Rott. Already midday, and I have gotten through three blogs only. Hell, I am usually done with this stuff by 1145, when I wake up at 1000 or later.
All I know is, the only planning I am doing for my wedding is limiting the cost. Hell, when I plan everything up to that point, the wedding is hers. I guess I’m old fasioned like that.
You Barking Dingbat, there have always been homosexuals in the military, and many of them have died in service to our country. They have also always been in the Boy Scouts, so get over it.
But get this:
They are also in the Republican Party!
Posted by David T.
09/26/2005 at 04:48 PM
DAVID T.: BLOW ME!
At the end of the first paragraph it says: “It’s not about what’s superficial.....
The hell it ain’t, to me it’s COMPLETELY superficial!!
Posted by piccalo
09/26/2005 at 06:09 PM
What does the ”T” stand for?
OH! OH! OH!
I KNOW! I KNOW! 
OINK
p.s. you’re right about gays being ubiquitous <<<< (this part serious)
-- even gay Drill Instructors
Next time you see one, walk right up and ask ...Posted by Oink
09/26/2005 at 06:14 PM
Tch! Unctious sodomite David T. Can’t even keep track of his threads, posts on the wrong one, and then expects us to take him seriously. Poor chap.
OK, Tannenberg, you forced me to divulge the heretofor hidden secret to DavidT!
It’s a little-known fact that many Marine Corps Drill Instructors are gay.
They’re easy to spot, the gay ones wear a Smokey Bear type hat as a
secret signal. But they don’t like the word ‘gay’—not military enough --they prefer “fah-gut”“So the next time you see a Drill Instructor so attired, walk up and greet him with a friendly,
“HI, Fah-gut!”
You’ll be amazed at the response you get!
Posted by Oink
09/26/2005 at 09:27 PM
Thanks just the same, Oink, but I can live without that sort of amazement. I’m getting entirely too old for unpleasant surprises.
THE TEMPEST: by Shakespeare—an eerie anticipation of the internet use of the word ‘flame’.
ARIEL: I flamed amazement
Posted by Oink
09/26/2005 at 09:39 PM
Had fun reading today’s comments...........Metrosexual? Don’t know any...........Gay? One of my best friends is a gay man - best friend I’ve ever had, a wonderful human being!
Posted by Dottie
09/26/2005 at 09:44 PM
Squealer in Animal Farm: An eerie anticipation of our local Oink!
2 Legs good—4 legs better !!
Dottie, My
: My Best Friend, and Sweet Friend, during a month-long stockbroker training session in New York (sadly, at the WTC) was a lesbian. We hung out, went out, celebrated the Marine Corps Birthday together with the BROTHERS, and traveled together for a month. The BROTHERS at the Birthday Celebration were forced to accept you ‘cause you were with me! (I Miss You, Stacey)
There is something very reassuring to a wife, at home in Indiana, knowing that her husband is hanging out with a lesbian.
Posted by Oink
09/26/2005 at 10:08 PM
Tannenberg: Napoleon was more like me. (GOT THAT?
)
Posted by Oink
09/26/2005 at 10:27 PM
It’s a little-known fact that many Marine Corps Drill Instructors are gay.
They’re easy to spot, the gay ones wear a Smokey Bear type hat as a
secret signal. But they don’t like the word ‘gay’
—they prefer “fah-gut”So the next time you see one so attired, walk up and greet him with a friendly,
“HI, Fah-gut!”
You’ll be amazed at the response you get!
Posted by Oink
09/27/2005 at 09:51 AM
09/26/2005 at 10:35 AM
