The Pusher Man
Wild-assed guess by OINK? The Kid is black. They all kinda look like drug pushers anyway. It’s understandable that the **dead should want to vote, but when it comes to letting them run our schools, JUST SAY NO.
**brain
Posted by Oink
02/13/2006 at 07:08 AM
I’m speechless. Every time I think stupidity has reached its ultimate height I’m proven wrong...again.
If he had to open it in front of someone then he was in Boot Camp and it was a DI.
Posted by Oink
02/13/2006 at 09:33 AM
What’s next, ziplock bags full of oregano or chopped parsley?
and it ain’t the 
causing this. But, then, it IS the full moon… 
You know instead of just sentencing drug dealers to the death sentence (like the cops shooting them at the site of the deal) we are now warping our schools with this kind of crap.
Obviously the PC police never had a teenage daughter - my older one just stayed home from school on ‘those’ days that were particularly bad instead of jumping through the hoops required to keep midol in the school nurses office. Even my son, we just switched his noon pill to bedtime to prevent the hassle required to maintain drugs (and his waste of school/lunch time) just to go take a required medication.
And here (OH)it’s gotten really stupid, all the forms you fill out at the beginning of the year - you have to fill out for the nurse’s office - like what, the school can’t run a copy? It’s all so stupid because of the morons who do deal drugs.
I can solve the problem simply and cheaply - kick little dope head dealer out the door and let the rest get an education. And even I who only inhaled once - knows how to identify cocaine from powdered suger - stick out your tongue and say ahhh!
Dumb result - laughable if it didn’t have potentially serious consequences for the kid. No matter how well he is exonerated, he will always have “suspected of drug trafficing” in his file.
This is the net result of a clueless, scared society that needs a good enema!
Ward&Dr.J: Solve two at once; test for drugs by having the principal bend over and crack a big smile. When I cooked my famous “Captain’s Curried Chicken” at a Scout Winter Campout, I pre-measured and packaged all my spices in baggies. I would have been in deep
if stopped by the cops.
Posted by Oink
02/13/2006 at 03:34 PM
When I was a freshman at the School of the Arts a junior-Jewish, female, red head, fellow music major-pulled the “powdered sugar thing with one of the history teachers.I didn’t see it-but EVERYONE knew about it.LOL
I liked Leslie. She was totally nuts.She was also a talented pianist.
A few years later the feds sent her dad to jail because he was a pharmacist who had a racket going with prescription drugs.Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
02/14/2006 at 01:01 AM
