The News You Missed

 

1. They are too busy looking for moles and offing each other. 

   Posted by Rickvid       06/09/2006  at  03:25 PM  



2. Maybe their book calls this an official day of mourning?

   Posted by Officer Pupp       06/09/2006  at  03:55 PM  



3. Mourning? Would that be by the media, the terrorists or both?

   That was a rhetorical question.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       06/09/2006  at  04:04 PM  



4. Overheard in a Baghdad “safe house”:

   “Ok, Zarky bought it.  We need a new leader.  Mohammed?”

   “Shit no, man.  I’m the idea guy.  Besides, my doctor told me never to let 500lb. bombs land on my head!”

   “Rashid?”

   “Hell no you dumbass!  I’m not the charismatic type-and anyway, I can’t.  Before Zarky hit the virgin jackpot, he ordered me to go open up a new AQ chapter in-um...Miami-Yeah, that’s it, Miami!”

   “Aw crap, then I guess I’LL be the new leader.  ANybody else hear that funny whistling noise???”

   ::::BOOM::::

   

   Posted by Crawdaddy550       06/09/2006  at  09:05 PM  



5. Anyone see Robin Williams on Broadway - This is the new muslim holiday - KA-BOOM!

   Posted by Melissa in Texas       06/10/2006  at  02:01 AM  

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