Great, now I have that damn Sound of Music “Doe Re Mi” song stuck in my head.
Homer Simpson, narrowly avoiding hitting an animal while driving: D’oh! A deer!
Marge: a female deer!
Well done Drewski.
Gun too loud? Crossbow. Skin & butcher out of sight, eat well, basically for free!
Fresh meat on the hoof. Yeah, if it ever came down to it, rural NJ could eat free for a year on all the deer and geese we’ve got.
Perfect. Would that I had property such as yours here. I’m thinking of Texas or Arizona as the next place I live, if I ever get off my ass and move. If I had your “deer problem”, I’d have a lot of venison in my freezer.