Worse, the queer ones seem to be immune to sunlight.
That must make for one delicate Blowjob. Eeek!
If there are any fairly attractive lady vampires out there, contact me.
Probably should mention that I’m watching the Vampire Sex Diaries. Yeah, she could kill me. I wouldn’t mind.
Blame Anne Rice. All of her vamps (Lestat et al) are just sooo sensual, and sooo pretty, and sooo smart, and all have such perfect hair, and wonderful clothes ... and they’re all gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
If Obama had a son he might look just like................
Forget it it’s too horrible to think about!
Thanks Yankee. Now I’m off to vomit again.
Drew, is there something your not telling us about your relationship with members of the wild kingdom?
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