The Decline Of Modern Civilization, Part III

 

1. Maybe this woman’s life is a mess, and maybe you don’t exactly get a thrill from looking at her face, but she is one of today’s icons. She’s hypnotic, though maybe in the same way as watching a car crash in slow motion? And like Jessica Simpson et al, I think she’s stupid and trashy all the way to the bank. Ka-Ching! The “dumb over-sexed blonde” is making her millions! Behind closed doors not one of us has the slightest idea what she’s really like. How dumb can you really be to be able to command half a million bucks just to show up at an event? And get paid to go to parties and openings where the goodie bag of freebies is worth as much as most of us earn in a year? I WANT to be that stupid!!

   Posted by Drew458       09/10/2006  at  08:47 AM  



2. In this case, batting .333 ain’t bad at all.  They ran the ad as a “tease” (pun intended) on Fox New’s “Bulls n’ Bears” yesterday morning and I thought Tobin Smith was gonna go into A-fib mode.  Me too! As Drew458 suggests, she’s likely smarter than we give her credit for. Can you say “buff!” (after “woof!")?

   Posted by Happy_Retiree       09/10/2006  at  09:18 AM  



3. The only thing that Paris Hilton would use that sandwich for is a sex toy.

   Posted by rudebadger       09/10/2006  at  10:31 AM  



4. Maybe true, RudeB, but you’d pay to rent that video wouldn’t ya? 

   Posted by Drew458       09/10/2006  at  11:50 AM  



5. Naw, just wait a couple of weeks to get it free on YouTube.  Besides, that skank has enough money as it is.

   Posted by rudebadger       09/10/2006  at  06:47 PM  

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