The BMEWS Diet

 

1. Muito Bem.  De agora em diante so vou falar e escrever em Portugues.

   Meu bacalhau a braz esta pronto, minha salada temperada com azeite, meu vinho, e minha sobremesa, um pudim flan.

   Ah, depois do almoco vou fumar um charuto enquanto eu aproveito o belo sabor de um bom cognac.

   Posted by Vilmar       11/22/2004  at  10:18 AM  



2. WTF, Vilmar? If’n you’all is a-gonna stay rat chear in AMURIKA, you better done learnt to speak ENGLISH, boy! Or failing that, at least learn to speak redneck! Yee-haw!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       11/22/2004  at  11:27 AM  



3. Even if you switch to Portugues you cannot avoid the facts that each of those nationalities have higher rates of other diseases:  Japanese die of stomach cancer at much higher rates.

   Commonality between all races: they die.

   If the death rate gets too out of wack, we can arrange for the Marines to even the numbers.

   Posted by Tacberry       11/22/2004  at  01:13 PM  



4. Allan, Vais ter que me desculpar mas eu nao intendo Ingles.

   So falo Portugues.

   ah ah ah ah!

   Posted by Vilmar       11/22/2004  at  01:18 PM  



5. Vilmar ........ YO MAMMA!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       11/22/2004  at  01:57 PM  



6. Dang it Vilmar-could you please translate what you “said"-or would I be better off not knowing?*looks adorably curious*
   Shalom

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       11/22/2004  at  06:12 PM  



7. Translation for comment 1:

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   Very well.  From now on I will write and speak only in Portuguese.

   My salted cod fried in egg and thin potato strips, my salad seasoned with olive oil, my wine, and my dessert, a flan pudding is now ready to eat.

   Ah, after lunch I’ll go smoke a nice cigar while I savor the wonderful aroma of a good cognac.

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   Second comment: 

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   Allan, you’ll have to forgive me but I do not understand English anymore.

   I just speak Portuguese.

   ha ha ha ha!

   ============================

   How’s that?

   Posted by Vilmar       11/22/2004  at  06:47 PM  



8. Um, I can say hello mother, hello father, hello Joel ,and hello dog in Hebrew.

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       11/22/2004  at  09:43 PM  

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