Here Drew, have a big heaping helping of"who gives a shit”.
Your welcome.
Yes, it’s comments like that that encourage me to make the effort to sift the news by the hour finding interesting things to post about.
I try, and yes I love you with all my heart, in a buff guy sort of way of course,,,,,,
The media, in its orgasmic best, spent a lot of hours reporting on 1. The police have a knife. 2. We don’t know if the knife that the police have is relevant to anything. 3. We will eventually know something regarding the relevance of the knife that the police have, the knife may or may not be relevant to the crimes for which O.J. Simpson has been acquitted. 4. O.J. Simpson was acquitted; he cannot again be tried for the murders for which he was acquitted even if the knife that the police have that may or may not be relevant to the crimes for which O.J. Simpson was acquitted is eventually shown to be relevant to the crimes for which he has already been tried and acquitted. And so on and so on and so on and on and on.
Another sterling example of what Journalism majors do best.
For years OJ scoured the planet looking for the real killer. After years of exhaustive research, he came to the conclusion that the killer must now be in prison. So, OJ devised a plan to pretend to break the law and get thrown in prison so he can start his search on the inside. Kinda like in the movies when Nicolas Cage got thrown in jail to find that guys brother. As soon as OJ clears everyone in the prison he is at, he is going to pretend to commit murder so he will get transferred to another facility. It’s all part of his plan. As soon as he finds the real killer, they will set him free, and the world will love him again. Then he can go on to star in Naked Gun 666 and Capricorn Two. You wait...you’ll see...I’m right about this.
Of course, in the mean time, OJ is doing “small favors” for other convicts, all the time, collecting small trinkets, bits of string and other odds n ends so he can invent a time machine and use it to go back in time and catch the real killer.
Does anyone doubt me on this? You know he’s innocent...right? Who doesn’t agree this is all part of his master plan?
Your a regular Mickey Spillane sdkar but don’t quit your day job.