I hope they all choke on every slice they eat.
No, no! It’s all for research!
Because you can’t possibly use the whales you killed last year, and the year before that and so on and so on, because there, uh…
There are so many NEW questions that require the death of 160 NEW whales this year!
Yeah! That’s the ticket! “New questions/New dead whales”.
Whale chart:
Now why in the world would the IWC want to meet in a Mohammedan country?
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