Thanks…….To The Ladies

 

1. Dang! You beat me to it, Vilmar. I was all ready to go put on my frazzled robe, break out the mop and bucket, crank open the dishwasher and start the laundry.

   Of course, with the obligatory six-pack in hand and big cigar in mouth.

   Oddly enough, that comforter is exactly like one I have (Wal-Mart $39). Of course, my legs are better looking. Bwah-hah-ha-ha-ha ....

   For those who haven’t been paying attention, Vilmar and I have never met face to face. We’ve run this blog for over a year with only an occasional phone conversation and about 1500 miles between us. That’s so Al Qaeda can’t take out the whole operation at once.

   Now you know. 

   Posted by The Skipper       02/09/2005  at  04:47 PM  



2. I like how it says “Vilmar works as a retired” in your profile.  In your profesion as a retired, do you often have time to fold laundry?

   Posted by Elliott       02/09/2005  at  05:01 PM  



3. I don’t know, being the model for housework? I figure the next step down this road is sipping champagne cocktails while listening to show tunes…

   Posted by Jack Crevalle       02/09/2005  at  06:46 PM  



4. SHHHHHHH!  Don’t tell!

   Posted by Vilmar       02/09/2005  at  06:48 PM  



5. OOOOOO YEAH BABY!

   Not bad. Not bad at all-for a lunatic
   Hey Oink! Let’s see a pix of YOU cleaning!
   

   BTW-you can keep the prettyboys, Allan.
   Too young even for me

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       02/09/2005  at  08:10 PM  



6. I give up! I just can’t please Barb! Somebody please shoot her!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       02/09/2005  at  08:16 PM  



7. Naw. I’m too evil to kill.
   Besides, one of Your “submissions” is a “finalist” for my mascot-and you love the Cubs too!*adoring sigh*

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       02/09/2005  at  08:32 PM  



8. You don’t reeeeally want to shoot me-do ya?  

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       02/09/2005  at  09:07 PM  



9. No Annoying Little Twerp.  If you are shot who would do your husband’s laundry?

   I hate laundry.  If my wife leaves me I’m packing my bags and leaving with her.  Plus, I like her cooking.

   Posted by Nanook       02/10/2005  at  07:17 AM  



10. Hey Vilmar, that’s a nice vacuum cleaner.  Looks like a good one.  Did I just write “nice vacuum cleaner” - spits, washes mouth out with soap.

    Posted by ztucka       02/10/2005  at  08:30 AM  



11. It’s a Kirby.  It sucks.  No, really!

    Even after 25 years it still sucks dirt like nobody’s business.

    Posted by Vilmar       02/10/2005  at  09:02 AM  



12. at least there’s no pink chairs. sorry - faded burgandy.

    Posted by tuffbeingright       02/10/2005  at  09:07 AM  



13. in the second picture, is that a 9mm automatic pistol on the headboard by the mirror?

    Posted by Ferdinand       02/11/2005  at  06:30 AM  



14. NO.  A 45.  LOADED.

    Posted by Vilmar       02/11/2005  at  06:41 AM  



15. I hope it is loaded with Federal Hydra Shok bullets.  We would not want any over-penetration during a home invasion.

    Posted by Ferdinand       02/11/2005  at  08:27 AM  



16. Now, THAT I will not reveal.  Gotta have SOME element of surprise (assuming they make it through the shotgun blast!)

    Posted by Vilmar       02/11/2005  at  10:08 AM  

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