First!
And HOW THE HELL CAN THEY SLEEP???
Sleep? What is this “sleep” you speak of, young Jedi?
Anything more than a handful is a waste-so I’ve been told.
*Itty Bitty Titty Committee-Charter member*
Barb, how many times do I gotta tell ya? It’s MOUTHFUL, not “handful”. This is why my lips have stretch marks!
YES! Beaches SHOULD be topless. Remove all those nasty canvas and plastic covers and display the NAKED SAND.
You didn’t mean that?
Oh.
I imagine her agent trying to get her on TV.
Producer: “ OK, but what can she DO?”
Agent: “With a little help, she can sit up!”
(so it’s an old joke..sue me)
At least they don’t have to worry about accidental drowning.
Where do you think the Mae West lifejackets got their name?