Wait, I didn’t think it was cold in Alaska anymore. Whatever happened to all that gorebull warmening stuff? I am disappoint.
I certainly don’t see anything wrong with these people. Of course the Captain was supposed to hold up the entire ship for two hours for these two special people. You see, they have been told throughout their entire lives that they are special and unique and deserving of nothing but wonderment. That they are precious snowflakes and the world revolves around them. So if they ask the ship to wait, well gosh darn it...it should. They deserve packed lunches, catering by celebrities, and all things wonderful. Detriment for them is not allowed in life.