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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 03/01/2005 at 02:27 PM   
 
  1. Hmmmm, a lap dance maybe? But since they
    were parked ... it’d be a pre or a post
    lap dance. Or really a pre or a post lap
    lap dance. Now, if they were in Lapland ...

    Posted by Steel Turman    United States   03/01/2005  at  03:33 PM  

  2. But which one was on the “laptop”?  LOL

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   03/01/2005  at  03:38 PM  

  3. Oh, I’m lappin’ this shit up.

    Posted by Steel Turman    United States   03/01/2005  at  03:44 PM  

  4. I think I’m gonna run a few laps…

    Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum    New Zealand (Aotearoa)   03/01/2005  at  04:37 PM  

  5. Around the lap pool no doubt.

    BTW they are NOT seat belts, they are ...
    lap belts.

    Posted by Steel Turman    United States   03/01/2005  at  04:43 PM  

  6. How long before the politically correct asswipes begin crying about the 2 yr. old’s traumatization and demand counseling?

    Posted by Vilmar    United States   03/01/2005  at  05:03 PM  

  7. The approved procedure for treating hypothermia in the field: “Put them naked inside a sleeping bag. One or two other people (who are not suffering from hypothermia) should undress and get inside the sleeping bag. Their body heat will slowly and safely warm the person’s body.” I SHIT YOU NOT!!

    Clearly, one of the two was suffering from the cold, but they lacked a sleeping bag.

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/01/2005  at  06:31 PM  

  8. “How long before the politically correct asswipes begin crying about the 2 yr. old’s traumatization and demand counseling?”
    Vilmar it has already started. The first time I saw this on Fox, they had an “expert” have their say on the matter and “traumatization of the two year old” was the first words out of their mouth.

    All BS aside, she needs to be horse whipped for doing this shit in front of the kid. As far as boinking the 16 year old, well fuck, the people on Fox were acting like the world was coming to an end. The kid is 16 not 10. Give it a rest.

    Posted by LC Geno    United States   03/01/2005  at  08:36 PM  

  9. Now if the kid was a rock hound and into ... lapidary, well then ...

    I can’t, I just can’t. The checkered flag
    has been waved.

    Posted by Steel Turman    United States   03/01/2005  at  10:02 PM  

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