I hear Odumbass wet himself at hearing the news.
My solution is kinda old hat but its my favorite theme for the rest of the year for any big crisis involving Tali’s,Pirates or Persians:
TRIDENT II D5 Missile
Thermonuclear MIRV (Multiple Independently Targetable re-entry Vehicle)
8 W88 300-475 kiloton MIRVs
And you always hit your target even if you miss by a few feet,,,or miles,,or,,,Ahh, who cares,I just like the idea of seeing mushrooms that dont make me halucinate!
I don’t know Rich, I’m still kinda groovin’ on the earthquake/volcano riff. What we REALLY need from NASA ... is a way to call these things up where and when and how we want them. With no trace evidence. The all new, improved, Acme Fist Of God machine.
“Oh noes, massive volcanoes erupt in Tehran, Pyongyang, Mogadishu, and Caracas all in the same day!! Localized eruptions spew 100 meter thick blob of lava 10 miles across, then stop erupting! Massive fires put out by equally massive surprise local tsunamis! Films at 11!!”
Maybe if we put a super giant nuclear electromagnet in orbit ... suck them right up out of the ground, from space ... then hit the off switch when just enough damage is done. Serious man-kzin level weaponry; a Wunderland Treatymaker. Hella cool.
I was already under the impression that We already posses that kind of tech. Wasnt it Chaves or one of the other tinpot dictators that accused us of such power just a few weeks ago?
I do know we can zap them with microwaves already, but being all pussy about blinding someone we dont.
Oh well, with all the noise coming out of the Middle East Im sure Im going to see my popcorn moment sooner than I thought I ever would.
Uh, as my oldest and dearest son is in the Stan right now - not quite into the nuke ‘em till they glow mindset - however yes President Drew - I am into surging a great number more military and ROEs that mean dead or surrendered Them and US wins. Which is a real win-win for the entire World, if they’d stop pussyfooting around trying to appease the basis of most of the World’s unrest since 1972.
What the Mohammedans deserve, Cat, are 72 Virgin DEMONS with anvil-shaped genitalia, ready to disembowel each and every one of them!
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