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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 07/16/2006 at 11:05 AM   
 
  1. Hell!  I’m not a parent and it happens to me all the time!

    Democrats, the MSM, anti-religious, pro-gay, Vegan, Peta, AlBore, Shrillary, sKerry, Teddy “Drunkstroke” (mine, I coined that, just now!) Kennedy, (add yours!) ALL criticize me!  Freely!  Gaily!  Giddily!  As though I subscribed to their “let us tell you why you are scum-newsletter”.

    Yes!  People whom I do not respect criticize me all the time!  I smile.  (Punching them is not socially respectable, I am led to understand.  Likewise shooting… darn.)

    SO:
    I choose whom I respect and listen to,
    I choose the guidance I will take,
    I accept the responsibilities for these decisions
    I believe it is a part of being a man, a citizen, a Christian, a human.
    AND
    I will face My Lord when my time comes and say “These were MY choices.  I did that all by myself.  No one is responsible, but me, and, honestly, I tried to do my best for myself, my family, my country, and all mankind.”

    If you think He takes other answers, let’s hear them.  I have no idea what the hereafter is like.  I don’t think you get a lawyer, and I don’t imagine ‘legal-weaseling’ is really an option… ("It depends upon what your definition of “impurely” is, your Lordship!”

    Besides, these Petosky-stone earrings are really fitting for a man my age… Goes with the velvet culottes…

    Posted by heldmyw    United States   07/16/2006  at  03:36 PM  

  2. Young girls dressing in brief, tight-fitting clothing with loads of makeup and jewelry - what’s wrong with that?

    pig

    Posted by rudebadger    United States   07/17/2006  at  06:14 AM  

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