Sunday Contest

 

1. Allan - Somebody is playing pixels on you.

   Make that 15 jokes and one is on you.

   I got this with a bunch of “you might be a redneck....” photos from a Dummycrat friend. He is the biggest hick I know and does not realise it.

   Posted by Robohobo       02/20/2005  at  02:50 PM  



2. Yes they are playing pixels, but they are funny pixels.

   Posted by Yellow Dog       02/20/2005  at  03:16 PM  



3. That has to be in the Ozarks.  That’s my nephew “Junior,” I bet.

   I could tell better if I could see the end of the trailer.  “Junior” has three trailers butted up end to end.

   Posted by Z Woof       02/20/2005  at  05:14 PM  



4. Yes, probably the Ozarks.  Slick stood a trailer on stilts not too far away (that’s what happens when you drag oil-for-food money through a trailer park).

   Posted by Tannenberg       02/20/2005  at  05:23 PM  



5. ...if your bride/cousin decides to wear white to your wedding with an obviously bun in the oven.

   Posted by Jack Crevalle       02/20/2005  at  05:43 PM  



6. Make that “an obvious”. Anyway to edit comments after-the-fact?

   Posted by Jack Crevalle       02/20/2005  at  05:45 PM  



7. Do any of you other pundits notice a strong family resemblence between the bride and groom (groom being the one wearing the flower).  After 10 years living in the Heat o’ Dixie, I started to wonder.

   p.s. I think that the dog is really the father....

   Posted by yatalli       02/20/2005  at  06:01 PM  



8. I also notice that the image is a composite, not one complete picture. The lighting is completely different between the rednecks and what appears to be their home. I don’t even think the guy was really holding that beer can; it was composited after the fact as well.

   “Fake but accurate”?

   Posted by Red Five       02/20/2005  at  07:22 PM  



9. Ohhhhhhh!

   OCD Man speaks. I went to your web site and found the part of the world that you come from. I would not be casting aspersions at Red state residents when you are from some of the worst backwoods, hillbilly country I have ever seen!

   

   Posted by Robohobo       02/20/2005  at  08:22 PM  



10. A Kentucky divorce and a Kentucky tornado have something in common.

    In either case you lose the trailer.

    Posted by Oink       02/20/2005  at  08:43 PM  



11. I wouldn’t be to sure about that RoboHobo. OCM say his son went back to Aspen! Now Boulder is bad, but it is still only the halfway house between Aspen and reality.

    Come on OldCatMan fess up. Just where do you live? I’m not asking for a road map, but what is the nearest town?

    Posted by LC Geno       02/20/2005  at  08:44 PM  



12. Yep. Its photoshopped.

    But what’s wrong with rednecks? Marrying your relative in a delicate state? Smoking and drinking? Having poor fashion sense and owning a rotweiler?

    Where are the guns and the pickup truck?

    Us rednecks have to protect and procreate too!

    Posted by r-send       02/20/2005  at  09:09 PM  



13. Yeah, that area around Delta is definitely Red State Country. Its Guns and God, right up my alley. Just watch out for those wily polygamists out there.

    Posted by LC Geno       02/21/2005  at  12:19 AM  



14. Dang you. Don’t dis my brutter and his pragnat womens. Can’t wez allz just getz along an drinks some PBR’s to have sum fun.

    Posted by Alan S.       02/21/2005  at  02:27 AM  

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