Sunbathing On Titan

 

1. Liquid Methane....  Keep Red Ted Kennedy away from it, that bloated gasbag will soak it all up as the source of all his hot air and

   Not only is Red Ted a Rabid Barking Moonbat, and a he is also one of the few True Blue MassHoles, along with his fellow Sin-ator “Bandaid” Kerry.

   Fortunately, current rocket technology is incapable of hurtling such a huge mass of whale blubber and BS into space, so Titan is safe, for the moment…

   LC RP

   

   Posted by Rat Patrol       06/29/2005  at  09:04 AM  



2. A good “Gitmo II” would be one of those islands where we used to test nuclear devices, send ‘em all there, and when the place gets full, resume testing…

   And no more Orange Glazed Chicken and Rice Pilaf, just give ‘em Purina TerroristChow
   (costs about 11 cents per day, each)

   LC RP

   Posted by Rat Patrol       06/29/2005  at  09:51 AM  



3. All that methane would make that place smell baaaaddd! Maybe it would mask the smells of the terrorists and Kennedy, though...oh, an Mikey Moore-on too!

   Posted by Dac       06/29/2005  at  10:50 AM  



4. ...and they’re sure they wiped the lens before launch?

   Posted by StinKerr       06/29/2005  at  02:45 PM  



5. Sure looks different from Chesley Bonestell’s classical “space art” representations, but I will always like them anyway.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       06/29/2005  at  03:10 PM  

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