Stupidity Knows No Bounds

 

1. Firstly, some ass-covering: I was born in Kentucky.  Now the joke.

   Q:  What are the commonest last words of a redneck?

   A:  “HEY Y’ALL !  WATCH THIS !”

   Posted by Oink       02/15/2005  at  07:06 AM  



2. This happens occasionally. I always wonder why they didn’t hang the vest over a fence and shoot it a few times first. This is a lot like running your car into a wall at 100 miles an hour to try out the air bag.

   Me, personally, I prefer not to have any firearms of any type, any caliber, pointed at me at any time.

   Semper Fidelis,
   ASM826

   Posted by ASM826       02/15/2005  at  07:15 AM  



3. Oooh- Rah!  I follow my father’s example—never point a gun at anything you don’t intend to kill.  I did not allow my kids to point toy guns at me—bad training for when they carry a real one.

   Posted by Oink       02/15/2005  at  07:28 AM  



4. I hope this 20 year old guy did not successfully reproduce before he was killed.

   They were outside a liquor store.  1,000 bucks says the dude was totally wasted, and the guy who shot him.  Anyway, why would you try that with a shotgun, seems like the pellets would have a pretty chance of getting you in the face and eyes even if it WAS a real bullet proof vest.

   Posted by ztucka       02/15/2005  at  08:39 AM  



5. There was a Darwin Award awarded to some guy who was making a training video for police officers about bullet proof vests- he had a guy shoot him with a .22, a 9mm, a .357, and finally with a 5.56mm round from an AR-15: the rifle round penetrated the vest and killed him, just like the fool in the story here.

   Posted by Gen. George S. Patton       02/15/2005  at  11:26 AM  

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