Stoopid Tourist Tricks

 

1. Come on!  These pictures are hilarious!  And it’s not like they are messing with Michelangelo’s “David” or something. And they show imagination.
   Slightly off-topic comment—thanks to my wife.  She was a teenager, riding in the car, when “Hang on Sloopy” came on the radio.
   The adults asked, “What does that line mean, ‘Sloopy let your hair down girl, let it hang down on me!’?”
   
   It was them that she realized that the older generation had boring sex lives.
   
   The above “doggie style” smiley is incorrect, actually he should be lying one his back and........ 

   P.S My Dear Wife and I have NOT had a boring sex life in 35 years.  Anyone heard the expression “mink with her tail on fire”?  (I’LL BET ANNOYING LITTLE TWERP HAS!)

   Posted by Oink       01/12/2005  at  09:58 PM  



2. Actually Oink my friend, I haven’t.  “innocent “-yeah, right-as I am I DO get the drift
   Btw-You know that limerick
   “There was a young man from Boston-
   Who went out and bought a new Austin.
   He had room for his ass-
   And a tank full of gas-
   but the rest fell out and he lost ‘em.

   WELLL My ma and I had this conversation:
   Barb:Ma, ya’ know that limerick about boston, austin, and a tank full of gas?

   Barb’s Ma:Yeah-so what.

   Barb: Well-in that part where the rest fell out and he lost ‘em-it wasn’t his luggage that he lost, was it? *looks confused*

   Barb’s Ma-*looks at Barb like she’s a scatter brained idiot*: You’ve known that limerick for YEARS and you’re JUST NOW figuring that out?! *Barb’s mom thinks about where she failed*

   I was 32 or 33 at the time.(I’m 34 now)

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/13/2005  at  01:08 AM  



3. Oink-I wanted to say congrats on your long marriage.
   I made it 5 years the first time and I’m 2+ years with this one. Mike and I take the attitude, Divorce-NEVER. Murder-POSSIBILY

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/13/2005  at  01:16 AM  



4. Doesn’t the guy in picture 2 (top left) look suspiciously like FrankJ of IMAO fame?

   Posted by Tacberry       01/13/2005  at  07:29 AM  

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