Stabbed In The Back
AYE AYE SIR!!! ALL HAIL CAESAR!
BARB*Honorary Citizen Soldier*Posted by annoying little twerp
07/26/2004 at 01:39 PM
So it is written, so shall it be done!!
Ye old squid, head bottle washer and honorary Citizen Soldier.
Posted by Guy S.
07/26/2004 at 02:28 PM
Oh, and Go CUBS!!
Posted by Guy S.
07/26/2004 at 02:30 PM
I knew you wouldn’t let the Yankee bit slip by!
Shame on Vilmar!
Now get rid of the Cards--and move on!
Posted by oldcatman
07/26/2004 at 03:32 PM
Hail Caesar!! Go Giants!! the AL sucks anyway
Mr Minority
Posted by Mr Minority
07/26/2004 at 03:37 PM
I toil and slave away in an attempt to bring quality commentary and provocative topics to all of you and this is the thanks I get for staying up late, getting up at 5:30 to troll for topics, etc.?
What ungrateful wretches you’ve become.
Excuse me while I go summon my death squad. Looks like they will be very busy for the next few days.
As for my “EX” Minister of Propaganda, soon as I locate him we will have a nice “talk” about loyalty and fidelity to those who put him in power.
A period of amnesty will now be in effect for 7 days during which time I suggest he turn himself in to avoid any further shedding of his blood. Should he then display the appropriate amount of sorrow and remorse for his disloyal actions I am certain we can come back to amicable terms.
Vilmar - you forgot the masses are fickle and have very short attention spans.
Hail Vilmar!!Mr Minority
Posted by Mr Minority
07/26/2004 at 04:47 PM
BWWWHHAAHHAA!!! Internal struggle is good for the dialectic!
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger—although it does really piss you off.
Posted by MAJ Mike
07/26/2004 at 05:34 PM
Mr. Minority,
I am pleased that you’ve seen the light. I have an opening for a Chief of Information Division (code for: HMFWIIC, Torture) Sorry, I did not relaize you may not know what HMFWIIC stands for: Head Mother F**ker Who Is In Charge
Anyway, to confirm whether you want the position reply soon. Dial 1-888-MOONBAT If you are prompted by a message from MCI, hang up immeidately. It may be that scalawag, the Minister Of Propaganda bugging the phones. Immediately dial 1-877-MOONBAT and leave a message with Yamaha Canada.
That is all. Don’t tell anyone. Especially Allan.
Awh Hell people, This is no time for a palace coup…
The Donks are on the move and moonbats are every where. Need I remind you how important your mission is and the the FUBAR that will result if you are unsuccessful? Do you think you can put your petty differances aside long enough to get through November 2nd?
As you were gentlemen…
Posted by Ric Brandt
07/26/2004 at 08:52 PM
I may lose my Cardinal probationary staus after this but I think the Benevolent Dictator has done a hell of a job while the Propaganda Minister was off in who knows where doing who knows what. If I remember correctly the PM designated the BD to take care of things while he was away & he has done so brilliantly!! Hail to the BD!! Except the BoSox will rise & defeat the Yankees (Sorry Vilmar- this is the only disagreement I have with you, kind sir)
P.S. I still think the PM is in Boston spying on John F******Kerry & the Breck Girl...........Posted by Dottie
07/26/2004 at 09:27 PM
Dottie, your loyalty will be rewarded soon. Vacancies are soon to appear soon as my HMFWIIC in the Information Division works his “magic.” Your office will be in Yankee Stadium, though, so be stout of heart.
Please refrain from divulging the Propaganda Minister’s location to the world as there are spies out there.
Which one of you guys has been drinking too much Canadian beer? Both?
Posted by Fred Z
07/26/2004 at 10:57 PM
Remove that mask you are wearing. No true Cubs fan can give any kind of pass to a Cardinal fan. It is blasphemy. Next you will be giving passes to Mets fans. The horrors of it all.
I do agree with the death to Yanquis although somehow that sounds like it comes from Mexico.Posted by Rich K
07/27/2004 at 09:29 AM
Vilmar, I gladly accept this Honorable position and will do my best to uphold the BMEWS creed (which is - Stab your Buddy in the Back while he is off playing Beach Bum on some Caribbean Isle sipping Rum Daccaris with little Umbrellas in them)
All Hail Vilmar!! (until Allan gets back)
Mr Minority
Posted by Mr Minority
07/27/2004 at 10:18 AM
Mr. Minority, you are a verminous cur of a dog but I accept your offer until Allan returns after which you may find yourself taking a nice “vacation” to places onyl Jimmy Hoffa knows. Bwah ha ha ha!
Aaaaah a Vacation, Ol’ Jimmy knew great spots to vacation, I always wanted to see the End Zone of Giants Statium in the Meadowlands.
Mr Minority
Posted by Mr Minority
07/27/2004 at 03:56 PM
Mr. Minority, in ten years Geraldo will dig into a basement in Austin in search of your body. Unfortunately, it will not be found.
Caesar Imperator commands it. Hasta la vista, baby.
You TRAITORS!!! I refuse to play Brutus!!
I still stand with you oh great caesar ALLAN!!!!
BARBinator*Imperial Centurion*
*Sticks thumbs in ears, wiggles fingers, sticks out tongue*Posted by annoying little twerp
07/27/2004 at 06:40 PM
Barb, never fear. The assassins cannot get close to me. Caesar is busy defending the BMEWS from Moonbats. These back-stabbers will face the music upon his return from Hell. You will be rewarded, oh Mighty Centurian. Stand fast!
GO CUBS! GO CUBS! GO CUBS! Hail Caesar!
One must take the position that one believes in- the Mighty Quahog stands by the Benevolent Dictator .........see previous post wherein the Propaganda Minister confessed to being in the great New England city of Boston- home of Paul Revere, the Boston Tea Party, Old Ironsides, Bunker Hill and the best damn food in the U.S of A. The only item the Quahog alludes to is that come November John F******Kerry & his dearly beloved THK will slink back to their Boston home & pull the drapes & grow old together......
BTW - GO CARDS! GO CARDS! GO CARDS!Posted by Dottie
07/27/2004 at 08:02 PM
But, But, My Honorable Caesar, I did back you, I was with you all the way. I was just playing with that Back Stabber Vilmar. I was just waiting for your triumphant return. (Is this enough sycophantian behavior yet?)
Mr Minority
Posted by LC Mr Minority
07/27/2004 at 08:22 PM
dum de dum, ***mixing cement overshoes, mixing, mixing***
dum de dum ***sharpenening sword, sharpening, sharpening***
dum de dum ***brewing poisonous elixir, brewing, brewing***
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Cackles deviously.
I’m a girl with glasses. Remember from school, you can’t abuse-or torture, or, maim, a girl with glasses. So THERE!Nya Nya Nya Nya
*Can’t kill them either.*
Barb*IMPERIAL CENTURION*Posted by annoying little twerp
07/27/2004 at 09:40 PM
Ah, Brutus. I thought I raised you better than that. You know cement, swords and poison will avail you naught. The lions in the coliseum await your pleasure. They are very hungry. I shall enjoy watching them gnaw on your leg bones while I relax and enjoy a peeled grape. Centurion Barb can be as fierce as a bear cub when riled. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Mr. Minority is being watched. My legionaires are patrolling outside his house.
In this enlightened age of non-discrimination and equal opportunity for all (including FEMALE centurions with glasses no less— BAAH!) I feel it is my duty to embrace these changes. No longer will my actions be “old fashioned” or “gentlemanly” or pleasantly chauvinistic.
The gauntlets are off!
(**mixes, sharpens, stirs with renewed vigor**)
(in the background: “double, double, toil and trouble........)
OOOOOH. Now I’m REALLY afraid-yawn. Remember my pet, BIG things come in small packages-like TNT!
I’m a Centurion-it’s true-but I’m just soooooo CUTE!*Cue “Dot” from the “Animaniacs”.*
Where was I -oh yeah- GROWL, HISSSSSSSSS.
BARB*assumes ninja stance that was learned from watching a cartoon turtle.*Posted by annoying little twerp
07/28/2004 at 06:40 AM
Damned if I do, and Damned if I don’t, thus I must take the moral stance - I am now Swiss!!
I will make great chocolate, neat knives and take anybodies money. Hey I like this!Mr Minority
Posted by Mr Minority
07/28/2004 at 11:02 AM
Mr Minority best be on guard.....switching loyalties frequently leaves one wondering where his true devotion lies.......Be careful great Benevolent Dictator, let’s just hope Mr M is not a spy for the Propagand Minister......If this turns out to be so, perhaps a one way ticket to Switzerland would be in order. He could drown in a huge vat of chocolate........
Posted by Dottie
07/28/2004 at 04:16 PM
Dottie, remember I make really neat knives and the Swiss have to armed.
Mr Minority
Posted by Mr Minority
07/28/2004 at 05:04 PM
Yes, but if you are dipped in a vat of chocolate you will no longer be “Mr. Minority” will you? You’ll be an oreo. A pretender.
So....Mr. M where do your loyalties lie?
As I said, I am Swiss we don’t take sides, we take other people’s money. Thus My Loyalties lie with...............Dottie!!!
Mr Minority
Posted by LC Mr Minority
07/28/2004 at 07:38 PM
If that is so Mr M, be prepared to abide by the rules of our great Benevolent Dictator, Vilmar, who knows all........and remember, WE WILL BE WATCHING YOU...........you know what happens to traitors - HOT vats of chocolate can become very uncomfortable!!!!
Posted by Dottie
07/28/2004 at 08:09 PM
Dottie, You are not one to speak of TRAITORS!!!
Chirpie-loving QUISLING TURNCOAT!!
Oh Great Caesar, my devotion to you is unbending and unbroken!!!! GO CUBS! GO CUBS! GO CUBS!
BARB*Mightly Little Imperial Centurion*Posted by annoying little twerp
07/28/2004 at 08:40 PM
Dear, dear Barb- how can you trust your great Caesar, who refused to speak the truth as to his whereabouts, even as this cabinet minister found him with her great internet tracking device?......Oh ye of little faith!!
BTW- Cards now up by 11 games...yeahhhhhhhhhh......Posted by Dottie
07/29/2004 at 09:16 AM
