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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 02/06/2007 at 11:34 AM   
 
  1. You have no idea how often this happens to me…

    Posted by JimT    United States   02/06/2007  at  12:32 PM  

  2. I know this is going to sound simplistic, but it is simple:  there’s a reason why they’re called marriage VOWS.

    We can’t help attraction, but we CAN choose how we act on it.  All the intelligence, talent, and education in the world can’t take the place of honor.

    Posted by goddessoftheclassroom    United States   02/06/2007  at  12:42 PM  

  3. Maybe the meth monster got her.

    Posted by hozer    United States   02/06/2007  at  01:47 PM  

  4. Maybe doing the “horizontal bop” in zero gees at 200 miles above earth scrambled her neurons.  crazy  crazy  crazy

    Mile high club, fooey, that’s for rank amateurs....

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   02/06/2007  at  02:48 PM  

  5. astronaughty?? astronutty?? spacedgal??  kosmonaughty??  ...............

    Posted by Rancino    United States   02/06/2007  at  04:16 PM  

  6. This woman is an O-6, that’s a Navy Captain!! That’s equavalent to an Army, USAF, or USMC full Colonel!!!  WTF!!!

    She was obviously promoted way beyond her judgement or intellignece level.  Is this an example of affirmative action in the military!!  This bimbo will make it more difficult for really professional female service members of all ranks.  Who did she screw on her way to all of these great assignments?

    What about the dufus object of this O-6 bimbo’s affections?  He’s married too!!!  What kind of morals does this jackass have?

    What great examples of military leadership for the troops in the ranks.

    The UCMJ speaks to this, but what does anybody bet that nothing will be done?

    Posted by MAJ Mike    United States   02/06/2007  at  05:28 PM  

  7. Hard to believe it’s the same woman in both pictures. The one with the helmet is pretty cute. The other is a coughed up hairball. What happened to cause A to become B??

    MAJ, she probably couldn’t trust her man. “Yo baby, is your old lady home?” “Home? She ain’t even on the same planet!” OTOH, maybe she was using Hubble and other spy satellites to keep an eye on her nemisis. “Um, guys, do you think I could borrow this Predator drone for the weekend? Um, no, I don’t need a Hellfire missile. Not this time, not yet.”

    Posted by Drew458    United States   02/06/2007  at  06:15 PM  

  8. There is even more to this: Nowak is married to another guy and has three kids. She is now charged with attempted murder as the evidence collected from her car shows she planned on taking the other women to a secluded location and butchering her and burying the body parts in various locations.

    The chick has gone a LONG way down the Hannibal Lector road!!!

    Seems to me that she either caught a bad cosmic ray or she’s been sucking vacuum way too long!!!

    Posted by babylonandon    United States   02/06/2007  at  07:23 PM  

  9. Yeah, her pictures kind of remind me of some here http://www.mappsd.org/Faces%20of%20Meth.htm

    Posted by Infinity    United States   02/06/2007  at  08:09 PM  

  10. toon020707.gif

    Posted by Infinity    United States   02/06/2007  at  08:35 PM  

  11. LaQuinta Inn - that explains it all.  Will not expand so as to keep those folks from harassing the skipper.

    Posted by Kirk    United States   02/06/2007  at  10:25 PM  

  12. HEY! I’ve stayed at the LaQuinta Inn in Orlando. None of the soft drink machines work. Maybe that’s why she freaked?

    toilet_monster

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   02/06/2007  at  10:34 PM  

  13. Those faces of meth photos look phoney

    Posted by hozer    United States   02/07/2007  at  01:02 AM  

  14. Maybe she’s been eating the contents of the medical package in the survival kits....

    Posted by Kirk    United States   02/07/2007  at  05:16 AM  

  15. This story made it to the evening news here in Japan. They particularly like the diaper part.

    I see a money making opportunity here.

    Posted by Kuso JiJi    Japan   02/07/2007  at  06:09 AM  

  16. Could it be she was on a-steroids? Hahahaha, I crack myself up.

    Maybe somebody at NASA needs to warn their people that zero-gee sex is highly addictive and dangerous to your sanity.

    I’ve got to admit that I’m not as surprised about her being a Navy Captain as most folks. During my 10 years in Unce Sam’s canoe club I met quite a few Captains and Commanders (the next rank below) that were off their rockers nuts.

    During my first sea tour out of Yokosuka, our old man got himself into deep trouble when some clown mailed a copy of the wardroom/CPO “cruise video” back to the wives before we got home from the first of my 4 tours to towel-head land. Unfortunately (for everyone due to the profound effects it had on our next 18 months) somebody had gotten a shot of our C.O. walking into a hotel with a 14 year-old under his arm when we were in Pattaya Beach, Thailand. We saw a lot of ocean, Japan, and Korea and very little of the more fun ports for a long time after that.

    Posted by babylonandon    United States   02/07/2007  at  09:13 AM  

  17. The Faces of Meth Pictures are not phony… heres more details by the Sheriff’s Department that researched and did the photos...http://www.mcso.us/faces_of_meth.htm

    Posted by Infinity    United States   02/07/2007  at  09:07 PM  

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