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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 02/19/2006 at 05:17 AM   
 
  1. So...If ya can’t stand the eat, get out of the kitchen?

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   02/19/2006  at  07:28 AM  

  2. .. GROAN ..

    Cheese_Doodles?

    chasehatchet

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   02/19/2006  at  07:41 AM  

  3. Best I could do at 6:30 AM.

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   02/19/2006  at  08:00 AM  

  4. No surprise here. The frogs roll over for their unwelcome guests again.

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   02/19/2006  at  09:48 AM  

  5. Not bad, Cheese. Really. LOL

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   02/19/2006  at  09:51 AM  

  6. So the Moooslims not only live for death, but along the way they’re not happy unless they are offended?  OK. I got it.

    In the past I’ve said “Fuck them and their sensibilities” until they prove worthy of inclusion in civilization.  Still applies. I guess we still have a long way to go to get the Left to see the problem.

    Posted by dick    United States   02/19/2006  at  11:58 AM  

  7. OCM, - thanks!

    YES! I have seen the commercial. Love it.

    I figure the AChLU (American Cheese Liberties Union) should be called about commercial abuse and sensitivity issues.

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   02/19/2006  at  01:41 PM  

  8. Oh - and thanks to you too, stinkerr!

    Now if I could only post as much as the top ten list Skipper posted.

    Nah....

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   02/19/2006  at  01:44 PM  

  9. same sort of thing happened in the uk, guy helps tramp, goes on holliday leaves tramp at home, comes back to find tramp has sold most of his stuff to buy drugs, banghead

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   02/19/2006  at  02:05 PM  

  10. Ahhh...but were they mediocre drugs? Now that would be a real crime.

    Seriously, I’d like to send all mooslims coupons for 50% off on all bacon products at the local market.

    And I’d make it a federal law that a Porky’s restuarant be the East-most commercial business in any city of ...oh...10,000 population or more. That way we could all snicker 4 time a day (or whatever the times are) as they bow towards pork.

    I would put pork products into the plastic used on all cell phones.

    I would use pork lard as bullet lube in all US and NATO rounds produced in the US.
    (Trivia - famous issue with above?...WWI or before… (hint).303 british.......anyone?)

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   02/19/2006  at  02:25 PM  

  11. The Sepoy Uprising. India. 1858.

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   02/19/2006  at  02:37 PM  

  12. That took you all of 60 seconds, Sir. You must have had other things on your mind.

    I give up.

    BTW: Was it the .303? Seems too early in history for that particular piece of weaponry. Besides, I vaguely recall that it had to be a musket-like firearm as the charge had to be “bitten” off, i.e. bullet, powder, etc wrapped in wadding. It was this “biting off” the round (lubed with pork lard - allegedly) in order to load that had the mooslim (Hindu?) conscripts or levies all upset.

    I was unsure when I wrote it but figured someone (probably Oink) would be sure to point it out if I was wrong.

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   02/19/2006  at  03:23 PM  

  13. Oh for Gawd’s sake.

    I would be defiant too. If people are hungry, feed them.

    Were the hungry people turning the food away?? obviously not.

    Beggars cannot be choosers, but this was taken a step further -from this article and from what I googled on this topic - the people were served with charity, grace, and welcomed in an accepting manner it seems.

    I am so SICK of PC bullshit

    heart

    p.s. OCM...i wonder how they cleaned that cheesy poof explosion up??

    Posted by SouthernDoll    United States   02/19/2006  at  04:04 PM  

  14. The British were using the 1853 Enfield musket at the time which used a .577 paper cartridge, if I recall correctly. Sorry it took longer this time. I’ve been busy building a Photo Gallery at the other blog. I’ll catch up here in a minute.

    LOL

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   02/19/2006  at  04:49 PM  

  15. These hungry folks must be really pissed about this. Maybe they should get organized, find the perps who made these idiot rules and call a national general strike! Za is ze Fwench way! make my problem everyone’s problem!

    Posted by Rickvid    United States   02/19/2006  at  04:55 PM  

  16. Ah-ha! That’s it! It was the Enfield musket, hence the worry over the lubricant. And I was thinking .303. Wrong war and 50 years too early.

    E-Doll, I really don’t think the mooslims give a rats...er...whisker about the food when they’re hungry. Certain folks just like to stir up the camel poo and see what happens.

    And - like you - this stuff really chaps my butt. I’d feed them all ham hocks and pork n’ beans until they popped.

    Posted by Cheese_tensor    United States   02/19/2006  at  05:14 PM  

  17. So, according to the article, in France the word religion is now synonymous with the word race? Is this yet another step in their evolution from socialists to communists??

    confused

    Posted by Jester    United States   02/20/2006  at  05:52 AM  

  18. Yeah....I’m just so completely sure they stopped serving pork because they were afraid of repercussions were the Jews offended.  You gotta watch them Jews!  I’ve seen them angry and offended and they will burn down a fast food joint in a heartbeat if you piss them off!

    Posted by Beccayinn    United States   02/20/2006  at  06:01 PM  

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