How much is that goat there in the window
The one with the nice hairy tail
How much is that goat there in the window
I do hope that goat is for sale
I must make the hajj to holy Mecca
and leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a goat he won’t be lonesome
And we can eat it when ‘er I get home.
BRAVO, Stin! MTV is on line three for you! Ready to make the music video?
TY, Skipper. I dunno if I’m ready for my closeup though. I had a younger goat in mind.
I know that Afghans aren’t Arabs, but Ray Stevens’ “Ahab the Arab” does come to mind…
Why are camels knowm as “Ships of the Desert” ?
‘cuz they are full of Afghan Sea-Men.
Dont tell Tony Bennett either.