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Posted by Drew458    United States   on 05/24/2006 at 10:15 AM   
 
  1. Wouldn’t it be easier, not to mention safer, to chopper them in? This seems like a Rube Goldberg solution.

    Posted by Tiny    United States   05/24/2006  at  10:49 AM  

  2. They have failed to take into account, that it’s not the launch that kills you, but the sudden stop at the end, that does you in.

    You won’t catch me trying it...LOL

    Posted by Jaguar    United States   05/24/2006  at  02:41 PM  

  3. we have used this in England, a few more tweaks and im sure we can get the ilegals back to france, gravity is a french problem, grin just a dream hmmm

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/24/2006  at  03:12 PM  

  4. This would actually work if they could adjust the thing so that the human cannonball reached the apex of their flight about 5 or 10 feet above the roof of the building in question. The fall would be a short one and cause no injury. It would be much quieter than a helecopter and would also scare the be-jesus out of whatever sniper or bad guy might be holed up on the top of the building. I would love to see this thing work. There are bound to be some special forces type guys that are crazy enough to do this.

    Posted by Yellow Dog    United States   05/24/2006  at  09:08 PM  

  5. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s SWAT-man!!!  big surprise  SPLATTT!!!!!

    Maybe the landing can be “soft” but I’d bet that there are going to be a lot of compressed spinal column injuries.  I wouldn’t want to be the “volunteer lab rat” to take the first test ride on this device toilet_monster

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   05/25/2006  at  08:37 AM  

  6. Awww, Bulldog beat me to it - the obvious joke!  good_one

    Anyways, some minor adjustments (bigger seat area) and you have - voila - a Schweinwerfer!
    Just the thing for making the boys at the local mosque feel welcome.  tongue wink

    This was pointed out to me when I mispronounced Scheinwerfer as I was ordering some car parts.

    Posted by DWMF    Germany   05/25/2006  at  10:28 AM  

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