So, Let’s Take Our Own Little Poll

 

1. I’ll take the money.
   Rich people don’t have a problem getting laid.

   Posted by kingaljr       12/09/2004  at  08:10 AM  



2. Yea! (following kingaljr) One leads to the other, doesn’t it?  (women being what they are......)

   Posted by Guy       12/09/2004  at  08:15 AM  



3. Hey Guy! OINK!
   Sex is over-rated and “money can’t buy me love"-though as a happily married I’m not looking
   I’ll take music and CHOCOLATE over both.

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       12/09/2004  at  09:25 AM  



4. "I’ll take music and CHOCOLATE over both.”

   Which doesn’t come free, hence we are back to money…

   Posted by Ric       12/09/2004  at  09:52 AM  



5. No Ric, we’re not. I’m so adorable people give me whatever I want

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       12/09/2004  at  10:09 AM  



6. "I’m so adorable people give me whatever I want”

   Well if it works for you use it.  I tried it once it didn’t work for me

   Posted by Ric       12/09/2004  at  11:14 AM  



7. Gimme the $$$$$ and I’ll buy all the broads I want. After all, the chicks are only out fer money ain’t they? Love is only some horseshit they invented to control men. Bah, humbug!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       12/09/2004  at  11:59 AM  



8. Like they say, I will take the money and the chicks will follow! 

   Posted by Fabitz75       12/09/2004  at  01:03 PM  



9. In the immortal words of Weird Al Yankovic....

   “If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.”

   Later,
   EV

   Posted by EchoVictor       12/09/2004  at  03:03 PM  



10. I’ll take the cash, thanks.  Sex doesn’t pay bills unless you’re a hooker or a gigolo, like a certain recent candidate…

    Posted by Tannenberg       12/09/2004  at  07:00 PM  



11. Gee THANKS EV! Now I’ve got that freakin’ song rattling around in my brain.
    Just for that-from the same flick that song was in-
    “And remember, CRIME DOESN’T PAY....well it paid a little.”

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       12/09/2004  at  10:13 PM  



12. Let me sum things up, in a paraphrase from the FABULOUS FURRY FREAK BROTHERS* by Gilbert Shelton:

    Money will get you thru times without sex better than sex will get you thru times withour money

    Or did I get it backwards?? 

    * Probably brain damage from all the weird, dangerous shit I ingested in the 60’s —while reading the Freak Brothers in Zap Comix. Anyone remember them?  (If you can remember the 60’s you weren’t really there) Where was I? Oh, Yeah, this was AFTER Vietnam & the USMC (where I took NO drugs, except booze). Afterwards, if there was a drug I did not take, it was due to an oversight on my part.  (I’m clean now.)
    Anyhow, nowadays the locker-room talk about beer and broads is mostly about beer.

    Posted by Guy       12/09/2004  at  10:58 PM  



13. It’s a no-brainer.....money.  Too many reasons to list but I will say that money makes you well fed, well housed, well dressed, and confident.  All of the above make you attractive.  Works for me.

    Posted by beermeanie       12/09/2004  at  11:14 PM  



14. Ok, I guess I’ll be the token horny bastard and take the sex .

    Does remind me of a spreadsheet I made after I got a divorce though showing that if instead of getting married I got a high-priced hooker once a week not only would I have saved money but would have got laid more often.  God that was depressing to learn.

    Posted by mt       12/10/2004  at  01:04 AM  



15. Hey Guy,

    Not only the FFFB but remember Fat Freddie’s Cat?  Hilarious stuff!

    Posted by Vilmar       12/10/2004  at  05:45 AM  



16. Vilmar:  FF’s Cat is the archetype of all tomcats.  I remember when he got a lesson in socialism vs. freedom. He got tired of empty food bowls and overflowing litter boxes, so he ran away to two old ladies who fed him caviar and cream.  Then he jumped thru the glass window and raced home when he heard them say, “We’ll have him de-clawed and castrated.”
    He would have clearly chosen sex vs. money.

    P.S. Inspired by AL Twerp, is it possible for me to change my screen name to “OINK”?

    Posted by Guy       12/10/2004  at  07:08 AM  



17. Try it now.  It should be changed.

    Posted by Vilmar       12/10/2004  at  07:43 AM  



18. Ah yes,the Freak Brothers.How about Wonder Wart Hog?

    Posted by kingaljr       12/10/2004  at  07:55 AM  



19. You are bringing back lots of “weird” memories.

    Of course, I remember Wonder Wart Hog.  Used to have a shitload of those comics.

    Mr. Natural, too.  Good ole Robert Crumb.

    Let’s not forget Zippy the Pinhead, either.

    Posted by Vilmar       12/10/2004  at  07:59 AM  



20. Wow, who’d of thunk all us right wing, conservative, Republicans are such experts at the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers…

    Just don’t do comics like that any more, sigh…

    I presently have the reincarnation of Fat Freddy’s Cat, in spirit anyway. I suspect he’s sleep over food or sex cat though…

    Posted by Ric       12/10/2004  at  08:59 AM  



21. Hey,us Republicans have a sense of humor.Myself,I’m more along the lines of the P J O’rourke party wing

    Posted by kingaljr       12/10/2004  at  09:39 AM  



22. From my all-time favorite musical… Paint Your Wagon:

    During the bidding for one of the Mormon’s wives…

    Unknown bystander: “You can’t buy a woman for money!”

    Mad Jack: “You just try to get one without it.”

    Posted by Christopher       12/10/2004  at  08:23 PM  



23. For what it’s worth I’ll take the money as I have all the sex I want & it gets better & better with each passing day, month, year........

    Posted by Dottie       12/10/2004  at  09:53 PM  

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