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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 02/14/2006 at 08:59 AM   
 
  1. The media is hard up for news.

    Posted by Officer Pupp    United States   02/14/2006  at  10:50 AM  

  2. As usual, Leno and Ferguson carry the day. They’re the only two in their class that can actually be funny without inserting lame left-wing bias.

    Posted by Jester    United States   02/14/2006  at  11:17 AM  

  3. They’ll be living on this for months. Watch.

    Anyway it got Al Gore off the front page. Nah, who am I kidding?. They’d never have featured Wooden Al’s dhimmitude in Saudi Arabia.

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   02/14/2006  at  11:39 AM  

  4. "Much Ado about Nothing” is alive and thriving.

    ESPECIALLY the share periodically contributed by Mouthstuffa al-Gore Pasha, that bungling bonehead.

    mad

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   02/14/2006  at  01:25 PM  

  5. Sure the Dan Quayle is Letterman referring to it as Buck Shot instead of Bird Shot.. quite a difference… maybe he’s so used to saying Buck cause of his Buckteeth LOL

    Posted by Infinity    United States   02/14/2006  at  08:31 PM  

  6. "In an apparent effort to reinforce the Administration’s commitment to tort reform, the Vice President shot an attorney Saturday afternoon, causing widespread speculation in the legal community that The White House may in fact be preparing to declare open season on the sometimes slippery solicitors. The injured lawyer seemed puzzled by the seemingly unprovoked attack: ‘It must have been a case of mistaken identity’ he said. ‘I don’t even do personal injury stuff. I’m a tax attorney, not an ambulance chaser!’

    The Vice President reportedly has spent Monday morning at the eye dotctor’s office for what was said to be his annual check up.”

    Developing…

    Posted by Crawdaddy550    United States   02/14/2006  at  09:24 PM  

  7. just heard on Fox’s DaySide with M&J.. I think it was Mike Gallagher who said it..

    “It’s safer to go hunting with Cheney than to go driving at midnight with Ted Kennedy”

    beerparty  threebeers

    Posted by stinkfoot    United States   02/15/2006  at  02:54 PM  

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