The media is hard up for news.
As usual, Leno and Ferguson carry the day. They’re the only two in their class that can actually be funny without inserting lame left-wing bias.
They’ll be living on this for months. Watch.
Anyway it got Al Gore off the front page. Nah, who am I kidding?. They’d never have featured Wooden Al’s dhimmitude in Saudi Arabia.
"Much Ado about Nothing” is alive and thriving.
ESPECIALLY the share periodically contributed by Mouthstuffa al-Gore Pasha, that bungling bonehead.
Sure the Dan Quayle is Letterman referring to it as Buck Shot instead of Bird Shot.. quite a difference… maybe he’s so used to saying Buck cause of his Buckteeth LOL
"In an apparent effort to reinforce the Administration’s commitment to tort reform, the Vice President shot an attorney Saturday afternoon, causing widespread speculation in the legal community that The White House may in fact be preparing to declare open season on the sometimes slippery solicitors. The injured lawyer seemed puzzled by the seemingly unprovoked attack: ‘It must have been a case of mistaken identity’ he said. ‘I don’t even do personal injury stuff. I’m a tax attorney, not an ambulance chaser!’
The Vice President reportedly has spent Monday morning at the eye dotctor’s office for what was said to be his annual check up.”
Developing…
just heard on Fox’s DaySide with M&J.. I think it was Mike Gallagher who said it..
“It’s safer to go hunting with Cheney than to go driving at midnight with Ted Kennedy”
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