Uh, Skip - just a brief reminder of biology - if referencing same sex relations - the top part of the sign is irrelevant. And if referencing the nasty sex ‘act’ implied with the sign -the top part of the sign is irrelevant. Uh, gee I’ve known for decades that Planned Parenthood was irrelevant.
Wonder how come the government hasn’t figured it out yet.
"Planned Parenthood” = “Planned Non-Parenthood.” Q.E.D.
As for the classified ad, it never hurts to be humorous about pursuing the Impossible Dream, but that won’t get you one step nearer it.
(sigh of resignation)