Or like my Dad siad… “Do that one more time and ypu’ll be sold into slavery in the morning”!
The problem with a sign like that is that parents will be purposely leaving their kids under the sign hoping that it is true.
I already have a circus, thank you! My house is like a zoo!
My ex worked at a novelty store here in Sea, “Archie McPhees.” She and her co-workers often found that mothers who wanted to go shopping without the rug rats dropped the little brats off at thier store for hours at a time since it was a “toy store!”
I asked what they did when the “mothers” returned to retrieve the crumb snatchers - seems it was policy to politely ask them to not do that in the future. Hell, I’d bitch out the bitch for neglect. I mean, what if the kid got sick or hurt? What if they noticed that “womb creature” was no longer around and started screaming in panic?
Should have called the cops about an abandoned child. That word usually gets results.
my back flips are ok, dad i fucking hate you.
Or Unattended children will be given a can of Red-Bull, a puppy, a kitten, and a ferret.
The problem with a sign like that is that parents will be purposely leaving their kids under the sign hoping that it is true.
Damn. The word’s out already… (j/k)