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Posted by Drew458    United Kingdom   on 08/06/2008 at 06:02 AM   
 
  1. Actually, that was the most obvious solution. DUH! That may have been some script writers idea of funny, or maybe a flash of brilliance(see: diamond in lump of coal), but how obvious can it get that that IS the answer. And the basic R theory involved.

    Posted by cmblake6    United States   08/06/2008  at  09:33 AM  

  2. The only problem with this ad is a very basic, and very flawed, assumption.

    Paris Hilton is hot?!?

    *gag*

    Posted by GrumpyOldFart    United States   08/06/2008  at  09:44 AM  

  3. I just found my write in candidate!
    My guess is that she’s more conservative than McCain, smarter than Obama and better looking than either of them.
    Paris ‘08

    Posted by Fine Old Cannibal    United States   08/06/2008  at  11:07 AM  

  4. Try Paris ‘16. She’s ineligible until then.

    Posted by Macker    United States   08/06/2008  at  12:26 PM  

  5. I liked her sex video better!

    Posted by lateforwork2    United States   08/06/2008  at  02:20 PM  

  6. Well, given half a chance I’d...better stop. *AHEM* tongue wink

    Posted by cmblake6    United States   08/06/2008  at  02:48 PM  

  7. Yup, it’s pretty much the obvious solution. Which means that DC should be able to write it up, sign it, and get it moving in about 4 hours. So WTF have they been doing for the past 2 years? Not a damn thing.

    Call them all back from vacation. Get such a bill passed and signed. Then vote them all out anyway. If nothing else, this crop has proven a total inability to work with each other. So ... you’re fired.

    Posted by Drew458    United States   08/06/2008  at  05:35 PM  

  8. Hilton is not so much “hot” as “a burning sensation”.

    She gets those confused.

    Posted by heldmyw    United States   08/07/2008  at  09:01 AM  

  9. Actualy peiper.... the first time I saw her, I had no idea who she was, and my thoughts were, “Okay, so why does she think *she’s* something? Nice body, sure. If it weren’t for the plastic barbie look, complete down to the ‘Yes, I’m dumber than a box of hair but it’s okay cos I’m HAWT’ expression on her face, she might even be pretty.”

    But that’s me. I’ve always been more about faces than bodies, and since her face pretty much SCREAMS “fake”, I can’t find it in myself to think of her as pretty, and never have. To me, she’s reminiscent of those department store mannequins that are missing the top half of their heads. Well crafted, yes. Pretty, no.

    Maybe it’s an old stagehand thing. It’s been hard for me to be impressed by faked up appearances ever since I was able to see what the set looked like from the back.

    Posted by GrumpyOldFart    United States   08/07/2008  at  11:18 AM  

  10. Her reputation as an airhead is what makes the video so amusing. And the answer proposed is so obvious that an airhead should be able to see it. Mind you, she’s a Hilton. I think some of daddys brains did get passed along. She is actually smart, and uses the “dumb blond” tactic, maneuvering into place to strike. You’ve really got to watch yourself.

    Posted by cmblake6    United States   08/07/2008  at  02:12 PM  

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