Sex, Drugs And … Tech Support

 

1. Calling all operatives, calling all operatives, “The beagle bays at the moon.”

   Repeat, “The beagle bays at the moon.”

   Proceed to Stage Two.  That is all.

   Posted by rudebadger       03/20/2006  at  01:56 PM  



2. Ohmygoshgolly, sex and drugs and rockinroll vhat’s the vorld comin’ to ?

   Confirm your message, authentication code alpha victor niner niner delta.  The water buffalo has an enormous udder, repeat, the water buffalo has an enormous udder. Over.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       03/20/2006  at  02:40 PM  



3. Rat:

   Confirm with “The vibrator has a big dolphin.” Additional batteries are enroute to Resupply Point six-niner.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       03/20/2006  at  05:22 PM  



4. You guys are having WAAYY too much fun with this “Plan B” thing. I need to reset my Commander Cody Secret Decoder Ring.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       03/20/2006  at  07:01 PM  



5. .........and pretty soon when you dial 900-sexonline you will get an chick with an Indian accent named Candy.

   You know, there’s likely already a market for the indian girls.

   Posted by Elliott       03/20/2006  at  09:14 PM  



6. Roger the Big Dolphin. The camel is suffering from extreme flatulence, and the moon is about to rise.  Bullwinkle has a broken antler and Natasha is singing the blues.

   Commander Cody decoder ring is obsolete, use Komrade Kody Sekretno Dekoder Ringski

   Posted by Rat Patrol       03/21/2006  at  12:29 PM  



7. Rat:

   Roger, affirm.

   Respond with: “Hilliary has opened the Holland Tunnel, XY unnecessary.”

   Posted by MAJ Mike       03/21/2006  at  02:16 PM  



8. Rat:

   Correct previous message with “...KY unnecessary.”

   Continue Mission.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       03/21/2006  at  02:18 PM  

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