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Seasons Greetings From Skipper’s Elves

 
 


Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 12/23/2005 at 06:11 AM   
 
  1. Nekkid wimin.
    Blech.
    *wriggles nose*

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp    United States   12/23/2005  at  08:11 AM  

  2. Nice! Thanks, Cap’n.  20 lovely boobies (even the twain with metal caps)

    LCRP

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   12/23/2005  at  11:35 AM  

  3. Uh, Skipper, do you think you could spare a couple of your elves for a few weeks?  I promise to put them to work....

    Posted by John C    United States   12/23/2005  at  12:19 PM  

  4. Sorry, little buddy! Those are the Skipper’s personal elves.

    Twerp, do I detect a note of jealousy there ???

    LOL

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   12/23/2005  at  01:13 PM  

  5. That would certainly take care of 10 out of 12 days of Christmas.

    Posted by piccalo    United States   12/23/2005  at  02:40 PM  

  6. Even OBL’s niece is getting into the spirit of things:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051223/ap_en_ot/bin_laden_s_niece

    Maybe not CHRISTMAS spirits, but some “racy” photography is involved…

    I guess she’ll be earning a well-deserved fatwah from ol Uncle Osammy any day now.

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   12/23/2005  at  03:43 PM  

  7. As Ward Bond might have said, “North Pole, hooo-ooooh!”

    And as for O’Sammy’s niece, here is another:

    http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/meet-osamas-niece/2005/12/23/1135032164860.html

    tongue wink

    Posted by Rickvid    United States   12/23/2005  at  04:43 PM  

  8. ...and visions of plenty danced in their heads.

    Merry Xmas to you too Skipper.

    Doc

    Posted by Dr. Jeff    United States   12/23/2005  at  05:00 PM  

  9. Merry ChristMass to you Skipper. And Happy Everything to the rest.

    Posted by Christopher    United States   12/23/2005  at  07:02 PM  

  10. Hey Skipper: I’m perfect the way I am.
    No need for jealousy

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp    United States   12/23/2005  at  10:28 PM  

  11. Ten ladies, twenty boobs posing........and a partidge in a pear tree..............

    Posted by Dottie    United States   12/23/2005  at  11:16 PM  

  12. Ten nekkid elves?!? How does Santa handle them all? I thought he only comes once a year!  tongue wink

    Posted by Jester    United States   12/25/2005  at  03:41 AM  

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