SCOTUS To Decide Bimbo vs. Money
SKIPPER! I KNEW you would recognize a significant story when you saw it!
The fact that an 89 year old man was still interested in getting his ashes hauled—or his straw blown—is of incredible importance, to us older guys.
What the hell is $474 Million compared to that?
Posted by Oink
09/27/2005 at 11:44 PM
SCOTUS hears lots of jurisdictional cases like this one every year. With conflicting rulings in both Los Angeles and Houston, and a subsequent throwout by the 9th Circus Court of Appeals, meant that SCOTUS had to end up with the case.
Meanwhile, her tits are still HUGE aren’t they!
Macker, that’s $237 million per tit. They better be huge!
Too bad wills aren’t binding legal documents if you get the right lawyers/court contesting them.
The guy married her. Nuff said: give the blonde with the huge titties and hard body the money. Too bad so sad E. Pierce, welcome to the real world. Get yourself a squeegee and start wipin.
What would be really funny would be if this story happened between Paris Hilton, Cato Caitlan and Paris’s mother( or father ).
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Posted by Oink
09/28/2005 at 06:13 AM
Anna Nichole is excited about attending arguments—THE PERFECT JOKE !
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During the early 1900’s a British Reporter in India was invited by a local Rajah to attend a court trial. The Ruler had reformed the Court System based upon transcripts of British trials.The Reporter was impressed by the degree to which this India trial was faithful to British Court proceedures and precedents. He noticed however, that at odd times during the trial, a naked woman would run thru the courtroom shouting & giggling. After the trial, he asked the Rajah about the woman, and was shown a transcript with this passage underlined:
“An excited titter ran thru the courtroom.”
Posted by Oink
09/28/2005 at 06:44 AM
OCM: Suffering from anal oculosis * this AM?
* Optic nerve gets crossed with nerve running to anus. Gives sufferer a
y outlook.
Posted by Oink
09/28/2005 at 09:28 AM
Posted by Oink
09/28/2005 at 09:58 AM
OCM, Oink has cast down soem pearls for you (#11). Have another toke and accept the precious jewels from our porcine friend ....
Anna Nickel is the prototypical dum blonde joke, in action…
Otherwise, I’d give this topic a WGAS or WTFC rating
PIMF....
I meant to hit the preview button. D’oh!
I wanted to append, What do you call a smart blonde?A Golden Retreiver.
Yes, and Hillary is still as ugly as a bucket full of squirming toads....
Not mock OCM? What would I do with the extra hours in the day?
Perhaps this distinction will help clarify SCOTUS/SCROTUM confusion.
CONTEMPT OF COURT: a crime
CONTEMPT FOR COURT: a dutyPosted by Oink
09/28/2005 at 12:54 PM
Thanks, Skipper. Technically #11 translates “Pearls before Swine"*.
Maybe I could clarify it by using:
ante
* Do not cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under foot and turn on you.
Posted by Oink
09/28/2005 at 01:02 PM
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09/28/2005 at 01:51 PM
