Saturday Silliness

 

1. i wouldn’t be fat
   if i were that cat

   Posted by greenie       10/14/2006  at  02:43 AM  



2. oh to be an itty bitty kitty trying to be witty wedged between two very large titties.
   absent from anyone’s pity in this twin peak city, I wonder if she wouldn’t mind if I traveled downtown to perform a ditty on her fitty litty clitty.

   Posted by Kuso JiJi       10/14/2006  at  04:07 AM  



3. 

   Posted by The Skipper       10/14/2006  at  04:09 AM  



4. thanks skipper. poetry is therapy for the soul.

   Posted by Kuso JiJi       10/14/2006  at  04:19 AM  



5. what kitty?

   Posted by rudebadger       10/15/2006  at  11:32 AM  



6. Who is the wench?

   Posted by Tannenberg       10/15/2006  at  11:44 AM  



7. Oh what a fortunate kitty,
   warmly nested ‘tween such gorgeous titty,
   wise is this kat,
   there be milk where he’s sat,
   he’s smart, this critter itty bitty!!

   Posted by babylonandon       10/15/2006  at  08:11 PM  



8.  

   And the winner is ..... ??

   Posted by The Skipper       10/16/2006  at  03:26 AM  



9. The old standard is thus:

   There once was a woman named Clair
   Who posessed a magnificent pair
   Or so I thought,
   Until one got caught
   On a thorn and lost all of its air.

   Now change it to this weak attempt at feline humor:

   There once was a woman named Clair
   Who posessed a magnificent pair
   But it was such a pity
   She got clawed by a kitty
   And they both lost all of their air.

   No? Howzabout:

   A young lady named Celia Katz
   Stuck a kitten between her two tats,
   It was such a pity
   That darned little kitty
   Just left her with a couple of flats.

   (I’ve got more but then this is a “family” blog. Maybe Addams or Manson Family, but I’ll stop before the ditties get decidedly dirty.)

   Posted by Rat Patrol       10/17/2006  at  01:07 PM  



10. There was a lady with a wee kitty,
    Her face was anything but pretty,
          She held onto her heels
          While making loud squeals
    And married a man, name of Smitty.

    Posted by Izzy       10/17/2006  at  09:14 PM  

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