She can go with Al Gore. Just one stipulation...make sure the rocket is good for one way only!
Do we have a rocket that can get her fat ass into orbit?
Yes, Jeremy It’s called the “Sow Slinger 3000”. As to AlGore, not to fret, He’s bought carbon Credits!!! Just think of all the Rosie Flatulence we’ll save
I fear that a rocket powerful enough to get her moving would actually send earth careening, and leave her fat ass orbiting the sun.