#1 Gripe: You don’t talk to me.
#2 Gripe: You don’t listen to me (talk).
#3 Gripe: You’re not like the guy (at work, across the street, etc).
#4 Gripe: You’re not like you were when we first (got married, dated, etc.)
#5 Gripe: You’re not funny anymore.
And no, my wife doesn’t read this blog and if by chance she does this time, honey, I was just kidding.