Had a friend who done that once, he weighs 16 stone and the water just left that spar
when he hit, it was the faces on the two people sitting in the thing that got me,
stupid, dangrous, but i still have a little snigger when i think about it,
Y’all did notice the TWO glasses of wine beside the tub? So it’s not like this is a total surprise to her.
Uhhh, looking at the trajectory ........ methinks he should be be careful of the champagne!