Sad Story

 

1. Upstream, is there is clandestine nuclear power plant with Homer Simpson as an employee?

   Posted by Oink       09/30/2005  at  09:17 AM  



2. “the really sad thing about this is the poor critter isn’t smart enough to know just how f**ked up he ... really is. Then again, maybe it’s better not to know”

   SKIPPER! Be a little tactful..remember!.. OCM will be reading this stuff!  

   Posted by Oink       09/30/2005  at  09:27 AM  



3. “la belle indifference”—One of God’s Mercies ...

   Posted by Oink       09/30/2005  at  09:46 AM  



4. Just be glad that people are seldom born with two heads.

   Hell, using one head is hard enough for most of them.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       09/30/2005  at  09:49 AM  



5. I dunno, the turtle would have likely grown up getting used to that whole 2 heads thing.  You never know, it could be a benefit for a turtle to have 2 heads, you can hold a fish with one while eating it with the other.

   Posted by Elliott       09/30/2005  at  01:30 PM  



6. Siamese turtle.  PETA is alerting the surgical team.

   Posted by dick       09/30/2005  at  01:35 PM  



7. It’s a turtle, not a tortoise, probably one of the “slider” family, maybe found in Cuba. Pretty common across the southeastern USA and parts of the Bahamas and Crribbean Islands.
   These are the same family that was the common 1950s-60s “dime store” turtle.

   Tortoises are mostly dry-land inhabitants and have stumpy “elephantine” feet.

   Two header turtles are actually fairly common, though double header snakes are much rarer. Feeding them must be interesting, as its first head “fights” with the second head to get the tastiest morsels.

   Now, hasn’t all that really made your day ?!?!? 

   Posted by Rat Patrol       09/30/2005  at  01:49 PM  



8. That turtle is a cutie-but not as cute as Sasha kitty.
   She’s curled up on my lap right now-purring up a storm.

   she’s become such a snuggle slut lately.

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       09/30/2005  at  08:48 PM  



9. Barb: Sasha cannot be worse than Earl.  That Gay-Boy trips me and beats me to the floor.

   Posted by Oink       09/30/2005  at  10:28 PM  



10. Two-headed turtle........one of the quirks of nature.......

    As far as kitty’s are concerned, my Pixie is a lovey-dovey snuggling female kitty.  BigCat, on the other hand, is a neurotic, aloof, attack when you least expect it male - and I have the scars to prove it!!!!!!! But that’s a male for you!!!!!!!

    Posted by Dottie       09/30/2005  at  10:42 PM  



11. Dottie—my wife has noted the very same thing! Cats are like MEN—they want it when they want it.

    She has also noted that both benefit from castration ....

    Posted by Oink       09/30/2005  at  10:46 PM  



12. Oink- I love your wife!!!!!

    Posted by Dottie       09/30/2005  at  11:41 PM  

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