Run Away!
Move To Tampa, where it is mathmatically impossible to get hit. But that didn’t stop my wife from installing the new hurricane equipment this week.
Don’t move to Jacksonville or Miami on the “Florida Hurricane Coast” because their football teams suck and you could die, like the current news reports.
You can see perfectly through the hurricane “cloth” that is used across our lanai. I told the installer that this makes a perfect place to have our hurricane parties.
We use federal hurricane relief slush fund money to get our unemployment rate down to 3.8%. Jeb really knows how to play the system. Plus, the IRS siezed the Florida Democratic Party’s bank accounts for tax fraud. Seems they were stealing their own employees’ FICA tax. So basically we are a one party system down here now thanks to the Governor. Even Liberal puke Democrats refuse to donate any money to them now. When asked to comment on the terrible problems of the Democratic Party in the state of Florida, Governor Jeb Bush summed it up with just one word, “Pathetic."
Usually hurricanes smash into the Florida Hurricane Coast then calm down to a beautiful tropical storm crossing the protected Tampa Bay, then grow into killer monsters again across the Gulf before it hits the Pan Handle or further west as a level 4, like this one.
Posted by Z Woof
08/27/2005 at 09:45 AM
Governor Jeb Bush is not going to use his car to kill young women OCM, come on. History proves that Senators can’t be President, it usually is a Governor, like Jeb.
Besides, Ted Kennedy drinks too much to be President. Plus, he called Democratic Senator Obama, “Osama." He just doesn’t think like most Democrats.
I know you are not a Democrat any more OCM, who could be? It’s like rats jumping off a sinking ship. But if you are going to vote Republican in the next Presidential election you better start getting used to the name of “Bush.”
Vote Republican / Vote Bush 44
Posted by Z Woof
08/27/2005 at 10:18 AM
Good going, Z Woof. That ought to send him into paroxysms.
I’m thinking that the last Senator elected President (as flawed that election was) was Teddy’s big brother. LBJ was a Senator too, but he passed through the VP job before getting the big job, so I dunno if that counts.
HEADLINES 2008: It is Ted Kennedy versus Jeb Bush for the presidency of the USA!!!!!!!
(OCM, the results????)
Mass suicide..................
Teddy has already been shown (twice) that the populace won’t accept him as a candidate. There are “moral issues” with Teddy and the rest of the country is not Massachewshitts.
Yeah, it was a joke and I laughed. Then I kicked at Teddy a bit. I NEVER pass up an opportunity to kick Teddy. I’ll rise to the bait every time I see/hear his name. Call it a reflex. I’m like Pavlov’s dogs in that way.
Hey you guys - sure am happy that you have all missed me the last few days.....
On Thursday I came home to no internet service..........called my provider & some jack*** from Charter Communications headquarters in Kentuckey tried to help & royally screwed up my service.........Every time I called the service number from Thursday until today (Saturday), I kept getting a message that service was out in my zip code..............Today I saw my neighbor who is a field supervisor with Charter & he came over to see what he could do as all my other neighbors had internet access............Seems that so called jerk tech in Kentuckey was the culprit............Anyway Bill (my neighbor) fixed everything an I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!Posted by Dottie
08/27/2005 at 05:00 PM
Welcome back Dottie. We thought the butterflies had gotten you to fly south for the winter.
Thanks Stin - the Monarchs have arrived & I have been taking a bunch of pics..........Had my grand-daughter here this weekend and she tried to catch some butterflies with her butterfly net - very unsuccessful - altho she had fun trying..............
Posted by Dottie
08/28/2005 at 07:57 PM
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