Rumsfeld’s Evil Twin

 

1. Rod Steiger. “these are skin illustrations”

   Posted by Steel Turman       02/17/2005  at  06:50 PM  



2. (I know I’m gonna die for this, but...I… can’t resist...Unnggghhh!

   I can’t get the song “Muskrat Love” outta my head.

   I am SO dead.

   Posted by Riggs       02/17/2005  at  07:04 PM  



3. You look like a surly Captain Kangaroo in shades.

   Posted by Yellow Dog       02/17/2005  at  07:14 PM  



4. I was thinkin’ the skipper from “Gilligan’s Island"*ducks and runs*

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       02/17/2005  at  07:18 PM  



5. My first thought was “The Skipper”

   Speaking of castaways; If anyone cares (Ido) Survivor: Palau starts tonight at 8pm

   Go to:Survivor Home Page

   Posted by DR@HDfixit       02/17/2005  at  08:13 PM  



6. THE SKIPPER!?!?!?!?!?!

   You people are SO DEAD! Targeting nukes! Riggs, Barb, Stan, David!

   Of course, does this mean Vilmar is GILLIGAN?!?!?!?!?!?

   SHAZAAAM!!!!!!!!

   Posted by The Skipper       02/17/2005  at  08:21 PM  



7. "Muskrat Love” my chapped ass. Riggs, yo ass is grass and I’m da lawn mower!

   Posted by The Skipper       02/17/2005  at  08:25 PM  



8. GILLIGAN?!?!?!?!  I’d rather be “channeling” Mary Ann or Ginger if you catch my drift!

   Posted by Vilmar       02/17/2005  at  08:26 PM  



9. Cool. I don’t get nuked. That is a good thing. I inadvertently turned the Inter-Galactic Discombobulator on myself. Zzzzt.
   Zzzzt.

   Posted by Steel Turman       02/17/2005  at  08:31 PM  



10. I feel safer already.

    Posted by Happy_Retiree       02/17/2005  at  09:04 PM  



11. Get a corncob pipe and you’ll be vaguely reminiscent of Doug MacArthur.

    Posted by Tannenberg       02/17/2005  at  10:58 PM  



12. And as long as I’m thinking about it, get into RAF uniform and you’d look damned much like “Bomber” Harris of Lancaster fame.

    Posted by Tannenberg       02/17/2005  at  11:03 PM  



13. More of a cross between (or love child of) Gilligan and the Professor.

    Posted by DR@HDfixit       02/17/2005  at  11:56 PM  



14. HEY TANNENBERG-       !

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       02/18/2005  at  12:06 AM  



15. I SHALL RETURN ....

    FOR THIS IS MY FINEST HOUR!!

    

    Posted by The Skipper       02/18/2005  at  12:34 AM  



16. Twerp needs a spanking. I’m sending Gilligan over her house to take care of it.

    Posted by The Skipper       02/18/2005  at  12:36 AM  



17. Sorry to start all this, Mr. Secretary, but it all came down to one simple question.

    A.) Should I lob the ball to Annoying Little Twerp,

    OR

    B.) Spike it myself?

    Not exactly Sophie’s Choice, if you know what I mean.

    Posted by Riggs       02/18/2005  at  01:18 AM  



18. In that case, you are all forgiven. I shall now retire to the War Room to ponder further deeds of mischief .... with Gilligan and Grandfather Clock’s assistance, of course.

    Come along, Mr. Moose ........

    Posted by The Skipper       02/18/2005  at  01:48 AM  



19. I think it’s funny you make fun of fat people when you are a lard ass yourself.

    Posted by Alan S.       02/18/2005  at  02:55 AM  



20. If you had been paying attention, you’d know that I don’t make fun of them because they are fat. I poke fun at them because they are idiots . Do you wish me to add you to that group?

    For the record, I am what I am and am satisfied with what I am. I poke fun at everyone .... including myself. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

    Posted by The Skipper       02/18/2005  at  03:35 AM  



21. Oh-oh. Incoming. Duck and cover.

    Allan, I think you’d really enjoy the people of Newfoundland. If you ever go there, and to St. Johns, go to any bar on George street, then ask to be ‘screeched in’. I have a vague memory of never having laughed so much with and at a group of people. I remember crawling up on the bar wearing a sou’wester, rubber boots and with a fish over my left arm. I think I got through the recitation about one and a half times. Woke up in a ditch the next day outside of town. With only the fish for company.

    -Dan D,
    Canuckistan

    Posted by Dan D       02/18/2005  at  04:06 AM  



22. Ummmm....by the way ‘Bush Rocks Kerry Sucks ‘, what was that all about? I didn’t see any mention here about any fat people. Your comment to Allan was uncalled for, and at the very least, an apology should be forthcoming. Don’t you agree?

    -Dan D,
    Canuckistan

    Posted by Dan D       02/18/2005  at  05:04 AM  



23. Bless you dear Barb....      

    Posted by Tannenberg       02/18/2005  at  08:50 AM  



24. I support this site totally I have explained privately and on this Blog that I think attacking fat people because they were fat is wrong. Until this site had avatars I did not know what Allan looked liked. I apologize to Allan for the wording of my comment. I do not apologize when he makes fun of people who are overweight when he could shed some pounds also. I am overweight I thought my comment was funny but no one likes to be called fat.

    Posted by Alan S.       02/19/2005  at  02:16 AM  

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