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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 01/22/2005 at 05:05 PM   
 
  1. Let’s see. I’m growing up in TX. (I was
    born there but left). Sooo, I’m growing up
    in TX and at least once a day if not more
    often, salsa is served. REAL TEXAS SALSA.
    Not that crap you buy in a bottle. The kind
    that ice cream was invented as antidote for.

    Now if you are stoned on most drugs, this
    will be a VERY PAINFUL EXPERIENCE. Beer,
    on the other hand ...helps.

    So what is a kid to do? Give up salsa or
    eschew acid and such? Hell, that ain’t no
    choice at all. Give up Lone Star or forgo
    meth? Say that out loud anywhere in Texas
    and somebody is gonna kick yer ass. So,
    it’s no surprise kids do better than most
    down there. And since pot just makes ya
    want MORE salsa and Lone Star ... well,
    that makes it a vitamin.

    Posted by Steel Turman    United States   01/22/2005  at  06:06 PM  

  2. I only spent a bit over a year in Austin and REALLY liked it.  Looks like I will have to return.  Maybe this spring.  Gotta catch those bluebonnets in bloom.

    Posted by Vilmar    United States   01/22/2005  at  07:02 PM  

  3. People who really want to have a good time won’t come to a slaughterhouse. And we’ve got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. 
    Dalton (Patrick Swayze) from Road House
    A fun first-half movie.  Then it falls apart
    I’m sure any place recommended on this blog would be nothing like the above.

    Posted by Oink    United States   01/22/2005  at  07:33 PM  

  4. boobies Zappa said women don’t play the air guitar because with real guitars their breasts get in the way.

    Zappa went on, “The air guitar is a women’s best arguement that women are superior to men.” So it’s come to this - women on air guitar.  That’s was strictly a man’s domain.  So I guess now Zappa can’t say women are superior.  Not that he meant it, women being superior that is.  The first words he would learn in a language was how to make fun of their women.

    My dad was US Navy in WW2 and his favorite grandson wore “nipple rings” but because he was also US Navy he got a pass from my dad.  Jeff said his nipple rings, “Drives the women crazy.”

    Posted by Z Woof    United States   01/23/2005  at  10:22 AM  

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