The perfect gift for the dickhead on your shopping list
Gee, is this some kinda Pinocchio treatment? Rub yer face and yer nose gets longer?
So does your face swell up every time you get aroused????
Aside from the jokes being caused by the source material, notice the photography tricks being used to make the after picture look better than it really is? (Lighter background, different angle of the light, the addition of makeup to the subject to reduce glare...)
Lies, damned lies, and marketing.
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