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1. Keep honking—I’m reloading.
   ---Texas bumper sticker

   “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster” --Han Solo

   Remember --loot and pillage first, THEN burn.  Gengis Khan

   “Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again.”
   -- TV listing for the movie The Wizard of Oz

   “In the beginning there was nothing… then it exploded.” —The shortened Big Bang theory

   Don’t have sex. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.  —Steve Martin

   You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.  Obi-Wan Kenobi

   Ash nazg durbatulúk, ash nazg gimbatul,
   ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul --- The Ring

   Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers, and gunpowder, and cordite! I’m an elk! Shoot me, go on! It’s elk season! I’m a fiddler crab! Why don’t you shoot me? It’s fiddler crab season!  ---Daffy Duck

   Take the cannoli.  Leave the gun.  ---Clemenza

   Posted by Oink       01/27/2005  at  09:37 PM  



2. "Civilization will not last, freedom will not survive, peace will not be kept, unless a very large majority of mankind unite together and show themselves possessed of a constabulary power before which barbaric and atavistic forces will stand in awe.”

   --Winston Churchill, speaking as Chancellor of the University of Bristol, 2 July 1938

   Posted by Lucius Severus Pertinax       01/28/2005  at  05:56 AM  



3. "It’s out of control; it’s all going out of fucking control and we’ll be lucky to live through it!”
   --Major General Alfred E. Neuman

   Posted by Lucius Severus Pertinax       01/28/2005  at  05:58 AM  



4. You can find about a hundred quotes from Michael Z. Williamson at:
   http://www.michaelzwilliamson.com/rants/guncontrol.htm
   I put them in random quote screen saver at work, and people stand around and read my computer while I am away.

   Posted by Ferdinand       01/28/2005  at  07:27 AM  



5. I’ll just add a couple favorites of mine here.

   “When it’s all said and done, there will be nothing left to say or do.” - Unknown.

   “Over what hill?  I don’t remember any hill...” - Dave Summers

   Posted by DSummZZZ       01/28/2005  at  05:29 PM  



6. "Socialism won’t work, people want too much stuff.” - Frank Zappa

   Posted by Z Woof       01/30/2005  at  06:46 AM  

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