Relocation Project

 

1. Is that a trench in the Pacific Ocean that goes oh, about 35,000 feet DOWN?

   Posted by Macker       11/06/2004  at  12:49 PM  



2. Macker,

   Mmmmmmmmmm .... could be! 

   Posted by The Skipper       11/06/2004  at  01:04 PM  



3. Bob, AMEN to that last paragraph. I’l be damned if I’d want any of these fuckers covering my six in a hot situation. I’m afraid I’d have to shoot them before the enemy just to keep them from surrendering.

   Posted by The Skipper       11/06/2004  at  01:06 PM  



4. Send them to Greenland and let them freeze their asses off till they realize just how good things here are. Then still tell them no they can’t come back home.

   Posted by Archangel       11/06/2004  at  01:17 PM  



5. New Jersey for gawd sakes. Only have to
   put up a fence on 3 sides. Cheaper that
   way. AND if they survive the swim into
   NYC, they’ll glow in the dark and be easy
   to spot.

   Posted by Steel Turman       11/06/2004  at  01:18 PM  



6. Actually, Antarctica belongs to NO one. Send ‘em all there!

   Posted by Macker       11/06/2004  at  01:52 PM  



7. Marianas Trench right?  I don’t know? Some could maybe swim to Guam (remember BS floats), which I believe was in the RED. Not very fair to those folks on Guam…

   I vote for a place under the polar ozone layer hole…

   I know two people who are seriously considering the Canada move. I suggested Cuba might be more to their likeing and I’d provide them the charter to get there. They don’t have a sense of humor right know, go figure…

   Posted by Ric       11/06/2004  at  02:03 PM  



8. Macker, nonono, there’s actual dirt under
   Antarctica. When global warming kicks in,
   they’ll have a home. Better they go to the
   Arctic, it is all ice there ... no dirt and
   just as long a swim to anywhere.

   Posted by Steel Turman       11/06/2004  at  02:03 PM  



9. Steel, hate to be the bearer of bad tidings but what looks like it may be dirt is actually the tips of HUGE mountains sticking a few thousand feet above water (were it to melt.)

   I used to work there and would actually suggest shipping them there in the austral summer when the killer whales and leopard seals migrate south.  Those are nasty creatures.

   If you read Scott’s Shackleton’s, Mawson’s and Apsley Cherry-Garrard’s books you see just how cunning those fuckers are.  They hunt in packs and burst through the ice under you to chomp on your ass.

   That’s where they could be sent!

   Posted by Vilmar       11/06/2004  at  04:45 PM  



10. Hmmmmm ... whales eat liberals ...has a nice
    ring to it. Chomp chomp chomp ... poke salad
    fanny.

    Posted by Steel Turman       11/06/2004  at  05:10 PM  



11. Sounds like a good plan. Give them a free ticket somewhere, just keep them away from me.

    Better yet, dress them up in rags and burkhas, give them toy RPGs, drop them in the middle of Fallujah and tell them whenever they see tanks coming through the street to peek their heads and RPGs out the window and we will overturn the election and Kerry will be President. Wink, wink.

    Posted by SGT. Erik       11/07/2004  at  12:34 PM  

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