This is fantastic work. “Underbus, the destroyer of memes.” Genius. And that’s just the beginning. There’s a lifetime weekend of quotes here.
True to the prophesy of the Doritos, wily Crustius had a secret trick up his toga.
From his rock-strewn shipwreck he summoned Palina, huntress of Wasilla,
Whose fertile loins had many odd-named children bore,
Bristol and Trig, Dakota and Algebra, Calculus and Physed,
And yet she retained the visage and figure of a goddess.
"All hail Obamacles!” they cry, “Master of Bullshit,
Vicelord of the Chicagomon, Slayer of Hildusa,
Vanquisher of Palina. You are our new and shiny hope,
a true god amongst mortals.”
And from today’s Telegraph column by Vici Woods
1/24/09
“The Inauguration of Hope and Rapture”