Re-Defining “Rinse and Spit”

 

1. LISTERINE
   
   
   Over one billion people have tried Listerine. 
   Listerine pioneered the word ‘halitosis’ meaning bad breath. It is now part of the English dictionary. 
   Before Listerine was invented, carbolic acid which can burn human tissue was used to kill germs during surgery. 
   From 1921 through to 1929, Listerine was used for dandruff and dry scalp. It was also used as a beauty treatment for skin, antiseptic for cuts, deodorant and after-shave lotion. During World War 1, Listerine was even used as a wound irrigant. 
   In a recent survey, one Australian dentist claimed his patients told him that Listerine improved their sex life. 
   Listerine is the only mouthwash which bears the Australian Dental Association Seal of Approval for efficacy and safety in plaque and gingivitis control. Listerine also has Dental Association approval in the USA, Canada, Britain and Sweden.

   Posted by Oink       03/16/2005  at  10:34 AM  



2. Thank God he only is abusing females.

   Posted by Z Woof       03/16/2005  at  11:04 AM  



3. Ok.  I’m a little confused as to how this could happen to even one woman, much less six of them. 

   Do you think the Dentist told them he was injecting Novacaine when it was really semen?  Wouldn’t the first woman have suspected that it wasn’t Novacaine when her mouth wasn’t getting numb?  Also, not to get too graphic here, but semen has a very...distinctive taste.  I would think that the first woman would have been able to tell what it was right away.  So I don’t understand how this could happen to six women.

   Posted by lisar915       03/16/2005  at  12:32 PM  



4. Lisa:  Be more graphic.  

   Describe the circumstances in greater detail—names, dates, locations.. 

   Posted by Oink       03/16/2005  at  12:37 PM  



5. Lisa:  how about this:  the dentist numbs the mouth first and THEN squirts.

   You’d never taste it.

   Posted by Vilmar       03/16/2005  at  12:53 PM  



6. Lisa, honey, does it tase at all like marmite?   

   Posted by Oink       03/16/2005  at  01:07 PM  



7. Like everything else, I’ve been told it tastes like chicken

   Maybe he thought they were protein deficient…

   Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum       03/16/2005  at  03:32 PM  



8. I never publicly question another member’s veracity, but* I have reservations about Illegitimi’s comment.  Not the part about tasting like chicken—the statement “I’ve been told”.     

   *”But” (Conj.) means ‘Ignore everything I said before this word’

   Posted by Oink       03/16/2005  at  04:31 PM  



9. Oink, it means the statement “I’ve been told” is inadmissible in court as it is heresay.  Other members may have first-hand (right or left hand?) experience…

   Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum       03/16/2005  at  05:12 PM  



10. All pun and games aside, that dentist deserves a good ball kicking from his victims.

    Posted by dick       03/16/2005  at  08:36 PM  



11. Personally I would have ripped his family jewels out, why waste the time kicking?....Prison is the best option now.

    On a serious note I need to find out who told INC it tastes like chicken.

    Posted by Apathy or freedom       03/16/2005  at  10:03 PM  



12. Oink, I recently posted about a similar topic on my blog.  You can view it here if you want specifics

    [url=http://theurbangrind.blogspot.com/2005/03/way-way-off-topic-tonights-nyc-blogger.html]

    On another note, I have no idea what marmite tastes like.

    Posted by lisar915       03/16/2005  at  10:35 PM  

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