Re-Defining “Go Fly A Kite”

 

1. We have Pakistanee clients and it’s damn hard work.  Give me a Hindu any day of the week.

   We should ask Pakistanees when we put health insurance on them:  Do you race automobles, motorcycles or fly kites?

   My wife and I met another couple Friday and he was the coach of his little boys soccer team.  I said, “Soccer, what a dangerous sport.” He said, “I have had 8 ankle surgeries.” I said, “I was talking about all the soccer brain traumas.” He said, “Yup, I heard of a death when 2 heads smashed together.” His wife had that “dairy cow stare” look on her face.

   My wife later said, “Great, 8 ankle surgeries, sounds x-pensive.” I said, “Damn pivot sports.”

   Posted by Nanook       02/07/2005  at  09:24 AM  

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