Rare Sightings
on 08/13/2009 at 03:28 PM
Difficult to find, rare pictures of somewhat famous models not looking like junkies, beating victims, or freakazoids from planet Zarbov. What is it with the fashion industry anyway? Why is it that only Sports Illustrated can let pretty women look like pretty women, and then only in the smallest bits of swimwear?
Drew:
This quote tells me that you must be single.
If you were married, you would be quite familiar with the Victoria’s Secret catalogs that my wife receives every other day.
It features pictures of famous models, clad in only the smallest bits of *wear, (swim or otherwise), and they do not look like… where the hell is planet Zarbov anyway?
The VS catalog is so scandalous that my wife tries to hide them from me, completely forgetting that I deliver them and therefore have seen several copies before she even opens the mailbox.
Of course, pictures of models pale in comparison to when I’m actually granted a live viewing of my wife modeling the ‘smallest bits of ‘*wear’ in person.
No, I’m married. But I’m not completely dead yet. I don’t get the VS catalog, but I do get Dillon Precision’s Blue Press catalog every month. They always put some very nice looking young lady on the cover, fully dressed and armed.
I flip past the fashion pages online, and thumb through the checkout magazines at the grocery store, and the wife watches those Top Model TV shows ... and all of them style the women up as some kind of freaks, almost all the time.
Oh, and Steamboat McGoo probably knows where planet Zarbov is. He seems to get photographs from there all the time.
